Mmmkay, Trystologists, we’re talking about meals, oral sex, and ways to please a penis – all while wishing you, (or your partner), a Happy Steak and a Blow Job Day!
That is, if he took care of you this past Valentine’s Day, which is why this day falls on the 14th of March…
I think my real take away from researching this shenanigans – enough to write about it, at least – is something I’m pretty sure we all knew:
A lot of people like oral sex. Like… a lot.
So since we’re not wasting words here, let’s just get into it.
The History of Steak and a Blow Job Day:
This non-official holiday exists as the polarity to Valentine’s Day – a day for men to feel the kind of romance they desire. So… red meat and oral sex were meant to replace roses and chocolate! Men may have gotten the better deal here, ladies, but we’ll make up for it in April on Cake and Cunnilingus Day – also on the 14th.
And whereas the true origins of the day are unknown, Steak and a Blow Job day was popularized by Tom Birdsey in 2002. On air, Tom, a radio DJ, proposed a romantic reward day for men who made their partners feel extra loved on Valentine’s Day. It was initially seen as misogynistic holiday, yet the suggested celebration quickly resonated throughout Tom’s community, then across the US, and is now chuckled about world-wide.
How does one celebrate Steak and a Blow Job Day?
Well, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Everything you need to know to celebrate this day is in the name. You get some meat, (I’m sure vegan and vegetarian options still apply), you make it, then you do the deed! In other words, you fellate, provide oral sex, go down on your partner… or, give your dude a good, old-fashioned blow job!
Now, we know some people are squeamish about this topic, so we’re going to slow things down and discuss some stigma surrounding blow jobs, and oral sex, in general.
Oh, Oral …
For many of us, oral is more intimate than intercourse. It can be very exciting to have a partner go down on us, but there’s no way around it – someone’s getting a face full of nether-bits.
As givers, some of us fear we’re not doing it right, think it’s gross, worry about hygiene, or feel this act inherently makes us submissive. As takers, we can feel guilty or try to climax quickly to save our partners from jaw pain.
But here’s the deal, y’all! We’ve got to stress less about things that are meant to bring joy to our lovers and ourselves! Does that mean every partnership needs oral sex to be successful?
NO!
But I would argue that knowing what does it for your partner, oral or otherwise, and acting upon it is a crucially important aspect of an intimate partnership! Can it happen all the time? Well, no! But who doesn’t like feeling special, loved, or taken care?! And who doesn’t like seeing their loved one pleasured!?
Intimacy is actually defined as “familiarity, closeness and belonging.” That said, when we step out of our own fears, judgements, and sometimes comfort zones, we open ourselves up to experience new levels of partnered bliss.
So onto the main act…
How to give a great blow job:
So first things first, the best way to give your partner the oral sex of their dreams is by asking them how they like it!
Not all male members are the same, and I’m not talking about size here. What makes one erupt may leave another wanting more or less. So talk about it, and know that the conversation itself can be sexy. Really listen, and take care to apply.
Next, get some supplies! You may wanna grab a hair tie, some water, maybe a some fruity lube, and protection.
Now that you’ve had the sexy talk and you have your tools –
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Hi, readers. This is the writer, and yes I know it’s odd to just jump in like this. But you see… we had to revise this article, LOL! To some of our readers, we know you may be bummed out. To others, you’re welcome, honestly. I write about some salacious stuff, and I blushed reading the original version of this.
Please sign up for our newsletters, via the website. We’ll be sending out announcements, and you’ll be able to buy tickets online! (We’re holding one for Him this March, and one for Her the April!)
Perhaps I did a little too much research.
I digress…
Even though the previously written article was explicit, it was accurate, and received rave reviews… but was more sexually explicit than other things within this blog. So instead of leaving the article as it was originally, we are
HOSTING A CLASS AT THE STORE!!
Yup, we’re holding a “How To: Oral Sex for Him” class this coming March 29th,
from 7-8:30pm!
Ready, set, BL – Oh, you get the point…
The time is here, and we’re ready for action, but let’s not rush things! Men are statistically more visual than their gender counterparts, so get sensual! Wear that lingerie, walk and move slow, and let him drink YOU in!
Every human body is hardwired with erogenous zones, and they span the entire length of the body from head to toe, fingertip to fingertip. So, make out! And land some sexy kisses along his neck, ears, chest, tummy, and inner thigh.
(We’re going to cover more of this in class. We’ll give specified tips and tricks, so if you’re interested, stay tuned…)
The Reveal
When you’ve teased your man enough, it’s time for business, but – don’t rush! Take your time as you remove clothing. You wanna stay loose, confident, and grounded, so let your fingertips feel his body as you take each article of clothing off.
Establish Some Rhythm
Especially if you are newer to this or feel timid, take things slow and shallow first, and don’t forget you have hands! Also, take a moment to assess comfortability. Do you need to adjust, or get comfy again? Need a drink of water? DO IT!!
Start slow, pay attention to his body language, and change up the pace at the beginning! Try slow for a while, then fast with a harder grip. Just one warning: watch those teeth! Some men do appreciate soft nibbling, but hard contact with a canine could send him through the roof. So be careful.
(Much more to this section in class, but these bits are major, so we thought we’d keep it in.)
The Final Countdown
Alright, he’s probably squirming by grand finale time! You should be able to tell when he’s getting close by faster breathing, tensing muscles, and deeper moaning. If your guy seems shy, ask him to tell you when he’s about to climax.
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Alright, folks. That’s where we are cutting it for this blog. If you’re curious, we hope to see you in our upcoming “How To: Oral Sex for Him” class this March 29th, from 7-8:30pm!
We haven’t held a class in ages, and seriously… a LOT of research went into this topic.
So grab a cocktail, and head into class on March 29th!
But first, we eat!
Now for the food!
What is Steak and a Blow Job Day without the steak?!
This is NO cooking blog, so we’re saving the recipes for the pros! And we know the day calls for steak, but we’ve included a vegan option too 😉
If you want a great steak, this guy knows what he’s talking about:
Looking for a vegan/vegetarian option?!
(I’ve heard this doesn’t taste like steak, but that it is absolutely fantastic!)
In conclusion
We hope this article was helpful. And if not helpful, funny.
If it was neither, well… better luck next time 😀
To all male member owners, pleasers, and handlers out there, we here at Trystology wish YOU a wonderful Steak and a Blow Job Day!
Bu-BYE!
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