By @ Amber St. Claire

O M G. If ever there was a toy in which I would utter OMG, this is one of them. Meet the Eroscillator 2 Plus, the ultimate clitoral vibrator, endorsed by Dr. Ruth. I remember first hearing about the Eroscillator a few years ago, and wondering how it worked. I had heard that it was one of the best clit vibes on the market and that it was supposed to deliver stimulation more intensely than otehr vibrators, as the Eroscillator oscillates rather than vibrates. Just what did that mean exactly? Well, now a few years later, I can finally tell you. Most vibrates are either too weak, or too strong – they either can’t get you over the edge, or they stimulate too intensely and cause numbness during masturbation. Here is where the Eroscillator 2 Plus is different. It looks like an antique electric toothbrush, with a bronze colored finish on the base and handle of the toy. The top of the toy, is where you attach different heads and textured attachments. The attachments/heads is the stimulation point that caresses and oscillates against the clitoris. The heads offer different detailed textures such as tiny nubs, a scooped cup, and a round base that surrounds the clit. Each head is meant to stimulate the clit, without desensitizing it. Unlike other toys, no batteries needed. You can plug the toy into an electrical outlet. The oscillations are intense, one of a kind, and very stimulating. However the toy is very quiet and discreet. Just what does “oscillating vibrator” mean though?

Inside the vibrator, there is an oscillation engine. To “Oscillate” means to swing back and forth, similar to a pendulum. So instead of just vibrating, the head of the toy moves back and forth side to side very fast, to give ultimate stimulation without numbing your genitals with harsh vibration to “get the job done”. I loved the feeling! It’s intense, it’s so different than any other toy that I have tried, and the orgasms are INTENSE. I think this toy might be better tan the Hitachi Magic Wand! Hitachi tends to numb because of the intensity of the vibrations, but with the Eroscillator 2 Plus I could orgasm deeply, intensely, and I could really *feel* the orgasm, rather than just feel intense vibration on my clit. The gentle back and forth gesture feels somehow more natural than just vibration on the clit. The natural movement definitely adds something to the masturbation experience. I’m sort of hooked on this toy now. It’s quickly become one of my favorite toys. The heads/attachments are easy to remove and attach, easy to clean, and I could use my favorite water-based lubricants with this toy really well. The base of the handle is easy to hold, overall the toy is pretty lightweight, not too heavy, and my thumb could navigate the different settings for the toy with just the click of a switch. Oh, I didnt’ tell you about the settings? Silly me! There are different power settings to adjust just how intensely the toy oscillates. So you can choose between a slower oscillation, medium, or a intense high oscillation. You can also use this toy on other parts of the body, I found that the oscillation felt awesome on my nipples! It felt more like a lover stimulating them rather than a toy just vibrating against them. You can use the toy on your neck and other parts of the body as well. Couples may enjoy using this toy together also. For hetero couples, you can tease the head of the Eroscillator 2 Plus against your lover’s scrotum and perineum as while you perform oral sex on him. Men can easy hold the Eroscillator against their lover’s clit as they enter her pussy. It’s an awesome toy that can be enjoyed alone or with a partner, which can make for a really sexy time.

I love it! Me and the Eroscillator 2 Plus are best buds right now. Eros, as I fondly call him, enjoys long walks on the beach, cuddling with my clit, and making me cum over and over again. He’s a keeper! Ladies, get your own now, trust me, you want this toy. It will treat your clit like royalty, which if you think about it, it really is. Get your own Eroscillator 2 Plus vibrator at Trystology.

Available at Trystology, the EROSCILLATOR is a unique piece of Swiss-designed engineering and the only device ever to gain the recommendation and endorsement of famed sexologist Dr. Ruth K Westheimer. Not before or since the EROSCILLATOR have the terms powerful and gentle been fit to describe a single vibrator; vibrators have been either powerful and numbing, or gentle and feeble.

SMART OSCILLATING ENGINE = POTENT STIMULATION WITHOUT NUMBING
A technological breakthrough in orgasmic response, the Eroscillator’s attachments are directly connected to its unique axially oscillating engine, not to the device body like ordinary vibrators, allowing for a smart and constantly adapted dynamic response.
Many women have experienced their first orgasm with the unswerving and gentle support of the Eroscillator.

MULTIPLE ATTACHMENTS = A VARIETY OF BLISSFUL EXPERIENCES
A variety of attachments allow the device to provide the proper stimulation and playfulness to each woman every time.

LARGE RANGE OF POWER SETTINGS = THE OPTIMAL PLEASURE INTENSITY
Multiple power settings provide the optimal stimulation intensity.

ERGONOMICALLY DESIGNED = THE FREEDOM TO CONCENTRATE ON THE ORGASM
The Eroscillator is whisper quiet and its easily accessible power switch and snap-on attachments never come between the woman and her orgasms.

RELIABLE POWER = LIMITLESS SATISFACTION
The Eroscillator provides limitless pleasure as it never needs recharging and never weakens while in use thanks to its battery-less design.

SWISS ENGINEERING = RELIABLE QUALITY
Careful thinking, incredible attention to detail and top quality components confer a uniquely distinctive sturdiness to the Eroscillator.

Thank you, Roylin at Trystology, for sending me three new toys to review: LELO Elise, Jimmyjane Form 2, and the polka dot Jollie Dildo.

Although I usually review each new toy in a separate review, it’s getting close to Valentine’s Day, and I have several toys still in the queue — what’s a busy gal to do?

I don’t want to make you wait to learn about one that might turn out to be your favorite, so I’m combining three here. That does not mean you’re supposed to use them simultaneously!

LELO ELISE: LELO makes extraordinary products — elegant, functional, sleek, quiet, high-quality materials and design, altogether fabulous. The Elise is amazing — already one of my favorite toys.  It can be used either clitorally or vaginally, and the intensity is really strong — just what the doctor ordered.

The end vibrates separately from the stem, and you can adjust the vibrations to sync together, or operate differently. I liked that it was really strong (I know, I said that, but it bears repeating in my world!), easy to hold and operate, and oh, so nice to feel.

Like other LELO pleasure toys, the Elise charges while you’re not using it, so it’s cordless and batteryless while in use — very convenient. You can also lock it when you’re not using it so it can’t turn on accidentally. (I used to think this was a frivolous feature until I used another toy that kept turning itself on.)

This luxury toy is easily worth the investment — you’ll want to use it regularly, I’d bet!
JIMMYJANE FORM 2: The Form 2 from luxury sex toy designer Jimmyjane is an odd looking creature, sort of a cross between a rabbit head and a tuning fork. It’s a tiny thing, but oh so strong, vibrationally! It charges, then doesn’t need cord or battery when in use, and it’s — ta da! — waterproof for intimate moments in the tub.

The two “ears” each have a motor in the tip that vibrates intensely, and depending on how you place them, you can get your clitoris or labia or everything vibrating madly.

I’m sad to say that those women were able to accommodate toys larger than I can, so I can only review the first — thoroughly enjoyable — inch and a half of this dildo. Then it expands too much for me — to a 6-inch circumference, which is close to two inches in diameter.