Sliquid Sassy Lube

By @ Amber St. Clare

Sliquid Sassy Lubricant is for long-lasting lubrication which makes it ideal for anal play. It’s a water-based lubricant, similar to their H2O formula, but this texture is thicker and more like a gel. The thicker texture makes it ideal for anal sex, or anal play using fingers or toys, because unlike some other water-based lubricants, Sassy doesn’t dry out as quickly. The 8 oz bottle offers an easy to use flip top, and a cute bright pink label. Just like with other Sliquid formulas, they use natural ingredients in their lubricants to put your sexual health first. Their list of ingredients are pretty minimal but also effective and natural.

Ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners), Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

This formula can be used with any sex toys of your choice, including silicone, and they work very nicely on glass toys and steel toys as well. While this lubricant was originally marketed as their “booty formula” for anal play, it’s perfectly great as a lubricant anywhere, including for use with a partner for manual sex, as well as vaginal sex. I really like the thick texture, I can put a drop on the tip of my finger or a sex toy, and turn it over, but the lube stays in place. It’s a really soft and smooth texture, and as you can see from the ingredient list, it’s one the the purest water-based lubes on the market. Add a little lube to your ass, and a little more to the tip of a butt plug, or the tip of a penis, and enjoy stimulation with a nice lubricant that glides and adds comfort for penetration. This is my go-to water-based lube for anal play, and it’s even become one of my favorites for clitoral and vaginal masturbation. The formula is great and feels wonderful on the skin, without leaving a sticky residue. It’s also non-staining, and the thicker formula stays where you need it most without the constant need for re-application. This lube is a keeper!

Intensity by Jopen

By @ Amber St. Clare

Introducing the Intensity by Jopen, the sex toy that is both a Kegel exerciser and vibrator. Kegels are an important part of sexual health for women, though some find it tedious, they are very beneficial and help to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic floor, which can help you achieve more powerful orgasms. Jopen is known for creating quality vibration paired with a silicone body. Intensity is similar in design, though along with vibration, it has an inflatable shaft! Unique, huh? The only other inflatable insertable I can think of is the shoddy anal blow up dildos that you couldn’t even pay me to use, so this is a far cry from other blowup toys on the market. Jopen works as a G-spot and clitoral vibrator, paired with the kegel technology that helps you use the toy simply as a pelvic exerciser or as a vibrator, or both. I think the technology behind this toy is really awesome, and after seeing the toy for myself and checking it out, I feel like I can recommend it to my readers, for various reasons. Check out the video below which shows how the Jopen works, as the video comes from Jopen and explains a bit more about how the toy can be used.

Intensity comes with a user manual, gel, the toy, and it all comes in the purple Jopen Intensity box. The Intensity is made of a matte silicone, with a smooth texture, and the toy should only be used with water-based lubricants. To clean the intensity, you can wash it with anti-bacterial soap and water, or a toy cleanser spray or wipe. This toy is not waterproof, so use care when cleaning, to dry the toy wipe with a lint-free cloth. The shaft is ribbed, and there is a small clitoral stimulator at the top of the shaft to stimulate your clit while the toy stimulates you internally. So, how does the Kegel exerciser work, you ask? Really interestingly so. See, the metal parts on the shaft, these are electrodes. This is where you apply a bit of the electrode gel that comes with the toy, after inserting the shaft of the toy you simply inflate the shaft as much or as little as you’d like, to achieve the fit that you like best, then you can turn the toy on and browse through the vibration settings. So, where do the electrodes come in? The electrodes emits pulses that make your vaginal muscles contract, as if in orgasm, to help strengthen your PC muscles, and in turn, work your kegels out. Finally, Kegels for my lazy Kegel-doing ass! I love kegels and find them so beneficial, but sometimes I get distracted while doing them and don’t focus as much as I should…but the Intensity does the work for me. Ahhh technology…

The shaft is just over 5 inches of insertable length, with the shaft being 1.5 inches un-inflated, and can go up to 2.5 inches inflated. The control buttons on the toy are located at the handle, and are quite easy to press and navigate even while the toy is in use. All together there are 10 electrostim settings, which offers a lot of versatility for you to find the right amount that fits your body and will be suitable for your specific taste/needs. I really like how female friendly the toy is, and how versatile this device really is. I also like that it offers a clit stimulator along with the vaginal electrodes and the inflatable shaft. This toy is really cool in design and functionality. Unlike other toys in the Jopen line of toys, Intensity is not rechargeable. You might wonder why? It’s to make the toy an affordable option, because of the technology inside and the electrode stimulation, adding rechargeable elements would raise the cost even more, and since the toy is already costly (worth it, though, in my opinion!) it helps to maintain a more attainable price. The toy does require 4 AAA batteries.

I really like this toy. When I had first heard of it, it piqued my interest a little bit, but after receiving the toy and getting the chance to really see how it works and feel the intensity (it’s aptly named so) of the electrode power paired with the orgasms it produces, plus exercising the pelvic muscles, this toy was an instant winner for me! If you appreciate technology, and want a luxury toy that isn’t just whistles and bows and actually *works* to create great orgasms, while having a user friendly shape/design, and patented Kegel technology, this is the toy for you. I’ve recommending this toy a lot lately to all who will listen.

Storms of Pleasure Bedroom Restraint Basic Delightware System

By Amber St. Clare
The Storms of Pleasure Basic Delightware System gives bedroom restraints an upgrade with this fun new harness/cuffs system. Storms of Pleasure created a restraint system that can be used anywhere, including the car, a hotel, the bedroom, a door, or wherever else you’d like. Unlike other harness and restraint systems, this system is easy to use, doesn’t require moving furniture or mattresses and when stored away, it’s quite discreet. The Storms of Pleasure Basic Delightware Systemcomes in a variety of colors, including purple, black, leopard print, red leopard print and more. The set comes in a storage bag that can be tied closed with an attached ribbon, and it includes the basic system which gives you: 2 wrist cuffs, 2 converters, 2 tethers with sandbags. The cuffs and sandbags are covered in a velvet fabric with a red/black leopard design. The converters and tethers are black and have hook closures to secure the restraints. The wrist cuffs fits 6-9 inches, and won’t cut into your wrists like some other types of cuffs. The tethers will stretch to fit over or under a door frame, and you can attach it to the bed without having to move or set it up underneath the box spring. The cuffs and tethers are easy to use and attach, and because the system isn’t bulky or heavy, it can be discreetly stored away until you’re ready to use it.

The tethers stretch from 13-24 inches, so it gives you a lot of versatility and makes it easy to set up in bed or anywhere else you want to have fun with some restraints. This restraint system isn’t’ meant for hanging or suspension, but it still offers a wide variety of ways to have fun using these restraints with your partner. I like the color and design of the cuffs and tethers, they are easy to put together and to re-assemble any time you’re ready. You can attach the tether over the top of a door, for against the wall sex, or even under the door, or on top of the bed for teasingly tempting sex where one partner is restraint. The restraints and cuffs will work with both women and men so that you can take turns being the one restrained and easily adjust the restraints to a custom fit. Easy to use and really fun! The patent pending design for this system is really unique, simple to use, and a whole lot of fun without worrying about too much set up or flimsy cuffs. You can get the Storms of Pleasure Basic Delightware System at Trystology with free shipping. They also have the Storms of Pleasure Deluxe Delightware System which comes with 2 Velvet Wrist Adornment Cuffs with Swarovski Crystals, 2 velvet Ankle Adornment Cuffs with Swarovski Crystals, 4 adjustable Mattress & Door Frame Converters, 4 adjustable Tethers, 1 Velvet Swarovski Crystal adorned blindfold all wrapped in a wooden storage box for $350.

Je Joue Mio

By @ Amber St. Clare

Je Joue recently came out with a few new vibrators, but they also came out with a fun couples toy, the Je Joue Mio cock ring. This erection ring is the first cock ring in the Je Joue line of toys, and I think they got it right on their first try! This toy is awesome. The Je Joue Mio is similar in shape to the Je Joue MiMi, it looks like a MiMi donut, with a hole in the center This toy is fully rechargeable, waterproof, and it’s made of gorgeous buttery soft matte silicone. The finish of the toy is velvety smooth and feels wonderful against the skin. The ring is pretty lightweight and fits in the palm of your hand. The ring measures 3 inches in length with the ring being quite stretchy. The ring is thick, thicker than the LELO Tor II which I recently reviewed as well…I also found that the ring of Mio is stretchier than the ring of the Tor II. The top of the Mio is also rounded while the Tor II is flat. The cock ring is waterproof and can be used in the bathtub or shower, it’s also very easy to clean since it can be washed under the faucet without worrying about getting water into any crevice. The toy charges magnetically, no need to plug the toy in, there is no charging hole. The toy offers three buttons, one center button that looks like a ~ while the other larger buttons are a + and – and both are magnetic. You connect the magnetic charger to the magnetic +/- buttons and plug the charger into an outlet. The LED light on the toy blinks to let you know that the toy is charging, when the battery is too low, the light blinks red.

The toy should not be used if you’re using silicone lube, only use waterbased lube so that you don’t damage the luscious silicone. The ring can be stretched and placed over the erect penis, while the ring holds the cock and helps you stay harder for longer, the vibrations stimulate the penis and can also simulate your partner during sex,especially in the girl on top position where the top of the ring can hit her clit. This is why I adore the round shape of the top of the ring, great for grinding your clit against! This is also where the buttons are located, so you can press buttons to change settings while the toy is in use. The buttons can be a bit hard to press, as you need to press them firmly, and the center ~ button is quite small and flatter than the slightly raised magnetic buttons so some may find it a bit harder to press while the toy is in use. The toy can even be used solo, I’ve used this toy as a clit vibe before! You can put it on a realistic dildo also, for some added vibration to your usual dildo play. You can also use it as an addition to oral sex, letting your guy where it while you go down on him, or hold it in your hand and tease it against his balls or perineum.

In the above photo, you can see the LELO Tor II side by side with the Je Joue Mio for comparison. To turn the Mio on, press and hold the + button. Once the toy is turned on, you can choose a vibration speed by continuing to press the + button until you reach the vibration strength that you like best. To go to a previous vibration level, press the – button. If you want to use a vibration pattern, press the middle ~ button. There are a variety of vibration patterns that go from a quick pulsating to a rumbling slower pulsation. To turn the toy off, press and hold the – button. Once you know where the buttons are, it’s easy to press them and browse them without even looking at the toy. Mio is small but powerful, similar to the Je Joue MiMi, Mio offers nice strong rumbly vibration that resonates deeply. The motor of the toy is placed just inside the toy of the toy, the part that will touch the top of the shaft and your partner’s clit, so it’s nice pinpointed vibration. Even on it’s highest vibration setting the toy is quite discreet and isn’t too loud, especially for the power of the toy! This cock ring is the strongest cock ring I have ever used.

In the photo above, you can see the back of the LELO Tor II and the back of the Je Joue Mio. You can see that the back of the Je Joue Mio is seamless and the ring is fully covered in silicone, while the back of the LELO Tor II isn’t fully coated in silicone, you can see the black ABS plastic core of the toy. You can also see that the ring around the Tor II is hollow and has a ridge, where as the Je Joue Mio ring is a solid ring all the way around. I really like the stretch of the Mio, I feel like it stretches really nicely and yet holds firmly. The silicone finish feels so good, and the toy is very easy to clean. I also like that the toy is completely waterproof and can be used in water. Mio feels, looks, and behaves like a luxury cock ring. It also retails for just under $100 which I think is great for a luxury cock ring of this quality and power. I like the deep vibration paired with the shape and style of the ring, Mio has become my new favorite cock ring! You can get the Je Joue Mio for only $96 (if purple isn’t your color of choice, Mio also comes in a basic black color) at Trystology!

Dorcel Joy Pad

By @ Amber St. Clare

From pornographic film director Marc Dorcel, comes the Joy Pad vibrator. Made of soft smooth matte silicone, this vibrator houses two motors and is body-safe as well as compatible for use for clitoral or vaginal stimulation. The cute shape will definitely get your attention, and the bright fuchsia and black color of the body of the toy are fun and modern. This toy boasts 10 different vibration modes and has a nice hand grip handle for easy holding while thrusting. The toy requires 4 AAA batteries, and features a special U shape, along with a slightly tapered head that is curved for G-spot stimulation. There are textured rings at the base of the shaft, while the shaft is smooth and features a prominent curved edge. Once inserted, the curve points up against the vaginal wall to stimulate the G-spot, and the ridged rings at the base of the toy rest against the clit. The vibe isn’t completely waterproof, however it is water-resistant, so it’s not too hard to clean. You can clean this toy with anti-bacterial soap and water, or a sex toy wipe or cleanser. Be sure to use water-based lube with this vibe.

The vibe measures about 6 inches from tip to tip and measures 1.5 at it’s thickest point. The silicone feels nice, and I really like the bright fuchsia paired with the black handle. The toy comes in a Dorcel package box, plastic liner insert holding the toy, and instruction manual. This toy isn’t too loud, but it’s not whisper-quiet. You should be able to use it discreetly in the next room though. The vibration intensity is nice, not as strong as some other vibes on the market, but since this is a G-spot vibe and the shape offers a nice angle, for those who don’t like or need a lot of vibration internally this might be ideal. The user control to change the vibration settings and speeds is located on the black handle of the toy, and is easy to press. You can unscrew the black handle to insert the batteries as well. One of the toy’s motors is located in the tip of the toy, while the other is located at the clitoral ridges. The silicone shaft is very pliable and bendable but firm enough to enjoy some thrusting. The user control offers 4 buttons, an + and – as well as a comma shape and an upside down comma shape. The toy has 5 vibration speeds, and 5 vibration settings to browse through. The buttons are very easy to push and it’s quite simple to navigate through the settings. The vibration settings range from a flutter to more of a quick paced thumping rhythm. The vibration speeds go from a low to a medium-paced speed, not too powerful, not weak either. Fun toy with an interesting shape! You can get the Marc Dorcel Joy Pad vibrator at Trystology.

Review: LELO Tor II

By @ Amber St. Clare

LELO just recently gave an update to their previous Tor cock ring, this new toy which is similar in design but boasts a few upgrades is the LELO Tor II. This cock ring is made of smooth matte silicone, with an ABS plastic inner base. It’s all body-safe, feels quite smooth and sleek to the touch. Tor II is fully waterproof so it can be used in the shower, and it also makes this ring easy to clean as it can be washed under the faucet without worrying about getting moisture into any buttons. This toy works best with water-based lubricant, and comes packaged in the signature LELO little black box along with a charger, user manual, and storage pouch, and 1 year warranty. The ring features two easy to press buttons and has the LELO logo on the sides. The front of the ring, like the first Toy, is flat while the ring part that fits around the cock stretches nicely as it rests on the cock and allows the flat side to be perched top for clitoral stimulation in your partner and vibration along the cock for you. The erection ring fits in the palm of your hand, and is quite lightweight, I also like the design and the fact that the new Tor II comes in three new colors for the Tor, Green, Purple, and Black.

The LELO Tor 2 measures 2.6 inches in length, and a little over 1.5 inches across. It features two user buttons, + and – buttons, one on each side of the couples ring. To lock the toy, you can hold the +/- buttons at the same time for 3 seconds, and you can do the same to unlock the toy. This comes in handy if you plan on traveling with the couples ring and don’t want it buzzing around in your suitcase. To turn the toy on, press and hold the + button, and to turn it off, you press and hold the – button. To browse through the vibration settings, you can continue to press the + button until you find a setting that you like, and to go back to a previous setting, just press the – button. The toy features 6 vibration speeds which range from a low flutter to a medium-high speed. It also has 5 different vibration patterns that go from a pulsating to a thumping to a rumbling pattern. The ring itself, the rounded back part that stretches to fit around the cock is stretchy, with also firm so that it will hold onto the cock snugly. I used fingers from both hands to give it a good stretch, you can also add a little lube to it while stretching which somehow the moistened silicone seemed to stretch easier this way.

On one side of the toy, there is a small metal charging port, this is where you’ll plug the charger into. The toy needs about a 2 hour charge and will give you around and hour and a half worth of vibration. In the same way of other LELO toys, Tor 2 is quiet and doesn’t make too much of a ruckus, so you and your lover can use the couples ring discreetly without anyone in the next room knowing what is going on. Well they might know…but it probably won’t be the toy’s fault! The charging port is open, but the toy is still waterproof, and is fine for washing, I didn’t notice any water seeping into the port. LELO tends to know what they’re doing when making their toys waterproof, so the open port should still keep water out of the toy, however I wouldn’t submerge the toy into a pool or anything. Though I’m a bit surprised the port doesn’t look more like the small silicone hole on their Insignia Alia or Soraya toys. This toy can be used solo also, either held in the hand and teased against the clit, or even worn on the penis during masturbation. For couples play, the ring is really ideal during girl on top sex, so your clit can rub up against the top of the Tor 2. The toy’s buttons are quite easy to press, even with a bit of lube on your fingers, however, I would choose a speed and setting before getting too down and dirty, just because it’s easier than having to fiddle with settings in the heat of the moment. I really like the vibration speed as well, it’s quite nice on a cock ring, and I definitely like the new upgraded Tor 2 even more than I liked the previous Tor!

You can get the LELO Tor II at Trystology! Free shipping too!

Leaf Vitality Dual Vibrator Review

By @ Amber St. Clare What better toy to review on St. Patrick’s Day than a green one! The Leaf Vitality is one really cool vibrator. From the Leaf line of toys, from Swan Vibes, this vibe is a dual stimulator for both clitoral and vaginal stimulation. I love the strength of the motor in the Leaf line of toys, so I was very curious to see what it would be like in their rabbit style dual vibrator Vitality. Vitality is made of soft smooth matte silicone that is luscious to the touch, it’s fully waterproof so it can be used in the shower or bathtub, and it is fully rechargeable. it also comes in a canvas drawstring back for storage. The toy features a two button user control on the front base of the toy, along with the Leaf logo. The back of the toy features a small charging port hole. The hole is very small and has a silicone layer plug over it, so you plug the charger right into this hole. When the charger isn’t plugged in, the seal covers the hole to stop water from getting into the toy, hence making it waterproof. When the toy is charging a LED light will blink to let you know. The toy works fantastic with water-based lube, so steer clear of silicone lubes with this vibe. The packaging even has a little warning sticker on the front to let consumers know that silicone lube is a no-no with Leaf toys. To clean the toy, anti-bacterial soap and water is great, and I also love using anti-bacterial toy sprays with this vibe. It makes clean up so easy! The pretty green color of the toy is lovely too, and I love the natural curves of the toy making it a great fit for the toy line’s name of Leaf.

Leaf Vitality measures about 5 inches long, and 3.5 inches at it’s thickest point across. The two buttons used to power the toy are easy to press, and are seamless also so you don’t have to worry about getting moisture into the buttons. The toy is pretty lightweight, and it gets it’s vibration intensity from the patented Power Bullet technology inside. I adore the vibration! It’s rumbly and delicious. Each “leaf” on the shaft of the toy vibrators really nicely for stimulation to both your clit/vulva and vagina/G-spot at the same time. Each “leaf” is slightly contoured to work with the contours of the female body, and both are enough enough so that they should reach each woman’s clit/G-spot. The vibe fits nicely in the hand, and I found it easy to hold, even when I had lube on my fingers, I was still able to get a good grasp on the toy. For the power of the vibration, the toy is pretty darn quiet! It offers a discreet sound, even when on it’s highest setting. I have used this toy with a roommate in the other room just fine, with privacy and without being heard. One “leaf” is slightly larger than the other, by about a difference of 1 inch, so this is the leaf that works well vaginally, while the slightly smaller leaf rests nicely against the clit/vulva. Each are about 1 inch in width. So, it’s a dual stimulator, that vibrates with a motor in each leaf…but why the two buttons? Here is the cool part…you can customize the intensity of vibration in each leaf! One button powers on leaf, the other powers the other. So it you like powerhouse vibration on your clit, but not a long of vibration internally, with one button you can choose a more intense vibration on the leaf you’ll be using on your clit, and a lower vibration setting using the other button for the leaf part that will be used internally. Love this feature! Most dual vibes offer that same vibration setting for each part, or even worse, they only have a motor in the shaft and the dual stimulator is only mildly vibrated by the main motor. With this you, you get a motor in each, plus the option to control the vibration of each part to suit what you like best. This toy is awesome, I love it, it’s one of my new favorite dual stimulators for this reason, paired along with the powerful vibration, this toy is highly recommended!

You can get the Leaf Vitality vibrator at Trystology!

Tenga Flip Hole Red Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

I’m a huge fan of the Tenga line of male masturbators. I know that I’m sans penis, but from the quantity of masturbation sleeves that I’ve reviewed in the past, I have a pretty good idea what makes a good male sex toy. Tenga’s Flip Hole masturbator was a big hit, and now it’s in the brand new color – Tenga Flip Hole Red. The sleeve comes with 3 different lotions, basically lubricants, that are designed to work well with the Tenga system. I like the red color! The previous model came in either a black or white, but I think the red colors adds more fun. This sleeve can be used with any lubricant of your choice, and is easily cleaned with a simple wash of anti-bacterial soap and water. It can be air dried, and then stored back in it’s plastic cylinder container. The sleeve is very discreet, it doesn’t look like a male masturbator, so it can easily be set on your dresser or nightstand.
One end of the toy has an opening on one end, this is where you insert your penis. While the 3 round buttons on top can be pressed while you slide in and out of the sleeve, to create a wonderful suction effect with different amounts of pressure. I’ve fingered this toy with my fingers and it is awesome. The inner sleeve is made of a soft squishy material that feels fantastic to the touch, in my opinions it is probably one of the best masturbator sleeves I’ve ever felt, and more realistic feeling than any other I’ve fingered. The inner sleeve has different chambers and textures inside to press against and roll over the length of the shaft. The entire sleeve will fit in your hand, making it easy to use in all sorts of positions from sitting down to standing.
I handed this sleeve over to a male friend who was more than eager to give it a go. After only a day, he sent me an email telling me that if I wanted the sleeve back I would have to pry it out of his hands, cause the toy was a keeper. Needless to say, he gave it 5 stars out of 5. He said that he had tried a handful of other masturbators in the past, and they had all been just okay, but the Tenga Flip Hole Red had won him over with ease of use, feel and texture. He mentioned that the lubricants weren’t extra special or anything, but that he did enjoy using them, and liked the Wild variety of lotions. He also said that he used this toy with one of his own KY lubes and that it worked really well. He said that cleaning the toy was easy, but that he wanted me to mention that you shouldn’t wipe the material with a towel because the soft material can pick up lint, so just let the inner part air dry for an hour or so. This masturbator is top notch, it’s the masturbator that I recommend most. if you’re looking to add more than your hand to your masturbation, this toy is money well spent, and the snazzy new color is a fun little update!
You can get the Tenga Flip Hole Red at Trystology!

Je Joue Uma Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

Uma, you are delightful. Uma is one of the newest vibrator from the Je Joue brand of sex toys. I’ve been a fan of the Je Joue brand for the past few years, and really adored their SaSi vibe, as well as their MiMi vibe that is one of my go-to clit vibes. Uma, who looks like MiMi’s more grown up sister, offers the beauty and stimulation of the MiMi with the offer of internal stimulation to go along with the external stimulation. Uma is coated in luscious soft matte silicone. Je Joue toys are some of the most soft buttery silicone textures that I’ve ever felt, and Uma is no different. So luscious to the touch! The toy is waterproof and rechargeable. It can be used in the bathtub or shower, and you can use it with your favorite water-based lube, just be sure to keep silicone lube away from this toy, as you do not want to possibly ruin the gorgeous finish of the toy. To clean the toy, the seamless buttons and waterproof vibe makes it easy to clean in the sink with anti-bacterial soap and water, or your favorite sex toy cleanser or spray. The toy offers larger rounded tips on both ends, and a thinner shaft in the center. The toy is very easy to hold, which is ideal for internal thrusting. One end of the toy has a charging port, which consists of an ABS plastic area that has two magnetic charging dots. To charge the toy, just attach the magnetic charger and plug the charger into an outlet. Easy! The magnetic strength isn’t super strong, so keep the toy flat while charging and make sure the charger is positioned directly against the charging dots.

The toy is easy to grasp, and comes in a pretty black gift box that can also be used to store the toy when not in use. The vibe measures 7 inches in length from end to end, with about 4 inches insertable. The tip is slightly curved for G-spot stimulation, though the tip also feels great all over the body including the neck, breasts and clit. Just like with the MiMi clit vibe by je Joue, the Uma’s user buttons are the charging dots/buttons. One is a + and the other is a -. Press and hold the + button to turn the toy on, and then press the button again and again to browse through various speeds and vibration settings. Press the – button to go back to a previous setting and press and hold the – button to turn the toy off. There is a small dot between the +/- buttons to press to browse through the vibration modes, it can be hard to press, so I usually create my setting before using the toy. The LED light on the toy where the Je Joue logo is will light up when you charge the toy, and when the toy needs to be recharged the LED light will blink red when you try to turn the toy on. The buttons can be a little hard to press, as they are firm, and it can be tricky with lube on your fingers, so it can be difficult to press while in use.

The vibration isn’t too loud, though it’s not whisper quite either. The vibration patterns go from a pulsation mode to a more undulating vibe. The vibration speeds go from low to a nice high. MiMi was one of my favorite strong clit vibes, and Uma has taken the same strong vibrations but made them internal as well as external. I adore the lightweight feeling of the toy, while makes it more comfortable to hold the vibe during thrusting. The slightly curved G-spot tip feels really nice internally, and the vibrations feels rumbly and deep, and I like using the tip of the Uma on my clit just as much as I like the Uma when used internally. The feel of the silicone is oh so lovely, and feels so delicious as it glides over the skin. I also like how easy the toy is to clean, without having to worry about getting moisture or water into any seams or buttons. I like the Je Joue basically took the same design and vibration that the MiMi had and applied it to the Uma with a new shape that can be used internally. Uma is one sexy vibe!

You can get your own Je Joue Uma at Trystology! And FREE shipping too!

Rianne S Matryoshka Vibrator Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

Cute! A nesting doll vibrator? So fun! I’ve been wanting to try the Rianne S Matryoshka vibrator since last year, so I was thrilled to finally get the chance to review it. Rianne, a luxury toy designer from Belgium, has created a pretty waterproof vibe that is both rechargeable and made of soft matte silicone. The packaging is so cute also. It comes in a purple box with a lift off lid, inside you’ll find a user manual, charger, storage pouch, the vibrator, and the charging stand that also doubles as a cute little nesting doll box storage box. The vibe is inspired by the cute little Russian Matryoshka dolls, and feature the same shape with a smaller top and a rounded bottom. The toy is 100% waterproof and can be used in the bathtub or the shower. The toy can be cleaned with toy wipes, toy cleanser, or anti-bacterial soap and water. Since the main part of the toy is made of silicone, it’s best to use a water-based lubricant. The base of the toy is made of body safe plastic and features two charging prongs that rest against the charger base to charge the toy. The button controls on the toy are seamless, and are located on the front of the vibe also with the Rianne logo beneath it.

I really like the shape of this vibe! Holding the toy at the base, one the largest part, it fits in the palm of your hand, and the tip and curve of the toy can tease your body. It feels great on your nipples, and feels lovely against your clit and the entire vulva. You can do shallow penetration with the tip. The smooth silicone offers a matte finish and becomes very silky smooth when used with lubrication. The buttons are easy to press, and I like that they’re seamless so you don’t have to worry about getting moisture into the button seams. The toy rests on the charger base, and charges through the prongs, so that you don’t need to actually plug the toy into the charger, just plug in the charger base and rest the toy on top. Very easy, and the charger also doubles as a storage box, which makes it discreet and nice for storage. The toy also comes with a gold satin pouch for storing the vibe. The toy is easy to charge and gives you about 2 hours worth of use once the toy is fully charged. The vibe offers 5 different vibration speeds and 5 vibration modes, which you can easily browse through by pressing the two buttons on the front of the toy. The silicone body of the toy is firm but does have a slightly flexible tip. The motor offers nice vibration without a lot of noise, so you can use the toy discreetly through a closed door. I have the vibe in the pretty French Rose color, which is really pretty, though it also comes in a Deep Purple color and a Lavender Blush color.

The vibration level on the highest setting is pretty nice, and what I would describe as a moderate-high. Quite nice and the toy is pretty petite and fits nicely in the hand. It measures almost 4 inches in length from tip to base, but only allows for 1.5 inches of internal length so it’s definitely not a toy for thrusting, but it does allow for very shallow insertion vaginally. It’s a toy I would most definitely consider a clit vibe, and it’s so cute, and the design is so nice, paired with the quiet motor and the vibration settings and speeds makes this a really fun toy for solo or couples sex. The vibe can be used to stimulate the clit during vaginal or anal sex, and the tip and the curve of the toy can be pressed against a man’s balls and shaft for some teasing vibration in addition to oral sex. I used this toy in the shower and thought it was awesome! I found the shape quite ideal for both shower and bathtub masturbation, and the base of the toy rested nicely on the edge of the tub when I was done using the toy. Just be sure to dry the toy completely before placing it on the charging base. I like the pretty hourglass shape of the toy, and the ease of pressing the buttons as well. This is the type of luxury toy I’d like to see more of on the market.

The Rianne S Matryoshka vibrator is available at Trystology! You also get free shipping with the toy.