Category Archives: Non Vibrating

Vamp Silicone Talula Dildo

By @ Amber St. Clare

Cream, Caramel, and Chocolate! Take your pick. The Vamp Silicone Talula Dildo features a phallic cock and scrotum design that is sure to please. This dildo is made of 100% silicone, it’s smooth and soft, pliable, yet firm enough for thrusting. The base of the balls is flat, which is good for holding onto or setting the toy onto a surface, or using it with a dildo harness. I got the Talula Dildo in the Vanilla color, and it’s a light beige colored flesh-tone shade, with a smooth shaft and a rounded slightly tapered tip, with a nice round lip around the dildo tip. The dildo is also curved upward, which makes it good for G-spot stimulation, as well as giving a more realistic erection look if wearing the dildo in a strap-on harness. The dildo measures 6 inches in length, with a diameter of 1.5 inches at it’s thickest point. This is my first Vamp Silicone product, but from what I’ve seen they produce a nice variety of quality silicone toys. So I was very interested in trying the Talula for that reason alone, not to mention the interesting shape and angle of this specific realistic dildo. Talula comes packaged in a cylinder clear plastic container, with a black plastic lid that pops off to let you remove the toy. The container has a sleek Vamp Silicone logo on the front, and you can re-use the cylinder container for storage of the toy if you’d like as well.

This toy can be fully sterilized by boiling it, or it can be tossed into the dishwasher. It also can be cleaned with a water to bleach solution, anti-bacterial soap and water, or a toy cleanser or toy wipe. This toy should only be used with water-based lubricant, as a silicone lube could damage the silicone toy. With this toy’s base being flared at the balls, this means this toy is fine for anal play. This toy can be used during pegging or strap-on sex as well, and with it’s dimensions it should fit in about any dildo harness that offers a secure O ring. This toy stands up nicely because of the angle, so that when worn in a harness it will give the wearer a nice visible faux-boner. For insertion, the angle would be nice for anal stimulation in men as the curved upward shaft and dildo head would be good for P-spot stimulation. The curved shaft is good for thrusting vaginally for G-spot stimulation. I like the angle, and found that it was really nice during G-spot stim. I also liked the lip around the cock head of the dildo, and the fact that this toy comes in two other darker shades is awesome too, so that it comes in realistic flesh-tone colors that can please any palate and preference. This toy is also good for couples play, and the balls base of the toy is good for holding onto and thrusting the toy into your partner. You can find the Talula Dildo at Trystology.

Review: Afterglow Toy Tissues

By @ Amber St. Clare

These wipes are awesome! I love having toy wipes on hand, especially when I can’t get to a sink to wash my toys properly. A nice wipe down to hold me over makes me feel better than having to skip a cleaning. I’m a clean freak when it comes to my toys, so these Afterglow Toy Tissues give me peace of mind when it comes to how clean my sex toys are. These wipes are made by Devine Toys, who also make sex toy storage boxes. Afterglow Toy Tissues are moist wipes that not only wipe down to cleanse a toy, but they are also anti-bacterial. Each wipe is thick enough to wipe down a dildo, vibrator, anal plug, or other adult toy. The wipes aren’t flimsy, and they don’t rip or tear during use. They have a mild scent when removed from the package, but it smells clean and doesn’t leave any after-smell on toys. Each wipe is large enough to use both the front and back of the toy tissue to a nice and easy clean-up.

These wipes are moist enough and do leave a little bit of foam as you wipe your toy down, but it doesn’t leave any visible residue on the toy. There is an antiseptic ingredient in the wipes that helps to clean bacteria, it also has oils and aloe in it to promote softness. These wipes are safe for silicone, glass toys, aluminum, and plastic. I used these wipes on toys made of all of those materials and the tissues haven’t damaged or scratched the toy’s delicate surface. The wipes are smooth and don’t act as an abrasive, but it’s you choice whether or not you want to use them on delicate toys. I have without a problem and will continue to use these wipes on all of my toys, even my stainless steels dildos. These tissues comes in individual packs, or you can get a 20-pack in a resealable pouch.

You can find Afterglow Toy Tissues at Trystology!

Ingredients: water, propylene glycol (for keeping wipes wet-humectant effect.), aloe barbadensis leaf juice (a natural ingredient, has skin conditioning effects), PEG 14M (foaming agent), polysorbate 20, PEG-40 hydrogenated castor oil (cleansing agent typical of beauty and bath products), citrus aurantium bergamia (bergamot) fruit oil (essential oil for aromatherapy), chlorhexinie digluconate (an antiseptic, antibacterial and is used to combat microbes, also added for general skin cleansing), iodopropynlyl butylcarbamate (a preservative that inhibits growth of micro-organisms. Retards microbial growth.)

Njoy Fun Wand Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

Behold, the Njoy Fun Wand. Admire it in all it’s steel glory. It’s beautiful, it’s sleek, it’s artistic, it’s orgasmic. I love Njoy, and I love steel toys. So I thought it only right to do a review of the Njoy Fun Wand. First off, you’ll find no “fillers” in this toy. This bad boy is 100% stainless steel from top to bottom. It’s heavy too, so you can definitely feel it. This is not a hollow toy or a plastic toy that is steel plated, no no, this is the genuine article. Steel has garnered a lot of popularity in the sex toy world, and for good reason. It’s a great conductor for temperature, it’s eco-friendly, body-safe, it’s non-porous, it’s versatile and it works with all sorts of lubes, and if taken care of properly it could last you a lifetime. Like all Njoy toys, the Fun Wand comes in a black gift box that has a fuchsia satin lining, nestled in the satin is the Fun Wand, along with a little user manual basically saying this toy is steel and its’ amazing yada yada yada The gift box is perfect for storing the toy in between uses also. Needless to say, in the world of sex toys, the Fun Wand is pretty luxurious, and it knows it. It oozes sexiness, it’s sassy and it’s confident. It’s all “oooh I’m all silver and sexy and I solemnly swear that I can make you orgasm over and over again”. Well, it would say that, if it could talk. Alas, we are left to admire it’s silent yet sultry steel body. The toy feels nice and weighty in my hand. Not too heavy, but enough to where inserting this toy will create a little bit of weight in my vagina or anus. So I’m liking this, weighted toys in these areas can be good, very good. This dildo is double ended. One end features a small curved ball, and the other end features a line of graduated beads that gradually get a little larger with each bead. The toy has a bit of an S shape, where one end, where the beads are, are curved upward slightly in one direction, while the solo ball on the other end is curved in the opposite direction. This toy is not just all looks, it’s also form and function. The solo ball is curved slightly for G-spot stimulation. You can also use the ball to massage your clit. You can run the ball across your naked body and tease it at your nipples. You can also insert the ball into your ass if you want. The other end is just as versatile, you can slide the beaded end into your vagina or your anus, and men can just as easily enjoy either end of the toy in their ass. The curved in the toy is nice for P-spot simulation in men, so this is definitely a toy that couples can use and enjoy together, just be sure that when sharing toys you sanitize them properly between use, or you use a condom on the toy. Now would be a good time to mention that this toy can be boiled in water for sanitizing, it can also be washed with soap and water, a water and alcohol mixture, or a toy cleansing wipe, just be sure that the toy wipe isn’t abrasive. Also, since the toy is made of steel you can use it with any lube that you’d like, including your favorite water-based and silicone lubes as well as hybrid lubes containing both silicone and water. Since the steel is so smooth, a little bit of lubrication goes a long a way. I’ve noticed that lube doesn’t dry as quickly and has more staying power on steel toys than it does plastic toys. Obviously this toy is waterproof too, so this leaves a variety of shower or bath time romps to be a possibility. Speaking of water, you can cool the toy down by soaking the Fun Wand in a bowl of cold water, this will make the feel colder and you can play with that temperature. Or soak the toy in a bowl or warm water to get the toy nice and warm before use. Steel holds temperature nicely and it also warms to the body very quickly. So when using this toy at room temperature, once I slide it inside of me, it gets warm pretty fast and adjusts to my own body temperature. Do NOT stick the toy in the freezer (remember that part in A Christmas Story when that kid gets his warm tongue stuck to the cold telephone pole outside? Yeah, you do *not* want to reenact that scene with your naughty bits…that’ll do more than shoot your eye out!) and never ever stick it in the microwave or anything. I know you’re all smarter than that, but I just wanted to throw that in as a precaution (or reminder!).

So how does this toy perform? Pretty awesomely, if I do say so myself. The steel feels great inside of my body, and the weight of the toy creates nice pressure inside of me also. The solo ball is very similar to the smaller curved ball on the Njoy Pure Wand. It fits nicely against the G-spot, and since the toy isn’t too heavy, you can grab onto the middle of the shaft, or even the beaded end and hold onto it as you thrust the dildo inside of you and hit your G-spot. I like using this end vaginally. Anally, I like the beaded end a lot. The feel of the slightly curved graduated beads feels awesome. You can take your time and slowly work each bead into your ass one at a time. The end of the beaded side, once it reaches the shaft of the toy, begins to curve the other way, so you don’t have to worry about the toy getting lost in your bottom. A great thing to do is to slide the beaded end into your ass and as you orgasm slide it out of your ass, or have your partner do it for you. It also leaves room so that you can stimulate your pussy at the same time. You can also hold a wand vibrator, such as the Mystic Wand, against the base of the shaft of the toy and the vibrations will resonate through the steel. You can do this while the Fun Wand is in your ass or your pussy. You can slide the solo ball into your vagina, and press it against your clit, then use a wand vibrator and tease you clit with it, and then every so often hold the head of the vibrator against the base of the Fun Wand, and feel the vibrations travel through the steel and stimulate your G-spot. This will work for men too! Either slide the solo ball, or the beaded end into your ass, or have a partner help you. You can leave it there while you stimulate your cock, or you or your partner can thrust the toy against your P-spot. Try holding a wand vibrator against the base of the Fun Wand and let the vibrations travel up the toy and stimulate your prostate. I love how versatile this toy is! Fun Wand, you’re a keeper.

The Njoy Fun Wand is available at Trystology. Worth every penny!

Good Clean Love Lavender Rose Personal Lubricant

By @ Amber St. Clare

Good Clean Love recently gave their product packaging and products a makeover with a nice sleek green/white theme and new scents! I tried the Good Clean Love Lavender Rose Lubricant just recently and really liked the formula. Their lubricant is 100% vegan and free of animal products, it contains no parabens, no glycerin, silicone, or other icky chemicals. It’s so refreshing to find a lubricant that offers pure ingredients that are body-safe and eco-friendly. Their ingredient list consists of 7 items, that’s it. The formula is also condom safe, the formula isn’t tested on animals, non-sticky, and it’s latex safe. It’s made with organic ingredients so you can feel safe about what you’re putting on/in your body. I feel so confident when using this lubricant because I know exactly what ingredients are in the formula, rather than long ingredients names that sound like I’m in chemistry class.

Ingredients: Deionized Water, Agar, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Benzoic Acid, Natural Extratives and Flavors, Potassium Sorbate, Xanthan Gum.

Simple. Body-safe, and awesome. It contains aloe for a moisturizing effect, pure water, natural flavors and scents, and Potassium Sorbate which is a natural food preservative, and Xanthan Gum which is basically a food grade thickener/stabilizer.

From the looks of it, this product seems to contain no wheat or gluten so I think it’s also gluten-free! This lube comes in a 4 oz squeeze tube, it dispenses nicely and doesn’t leak, the cap is on the bottle as well so you don’t have to worry about trying to get extra product out of the end of the bottle. The formula is non-sticky, and doesn’t feel tacky on the skin. It’s safe for pregnant women to use, and it works as a great natural lubricant that can help with vaginal dryness. This particular variety of lube is scented with lavender and rose, so it’s slightly floral and soft and relaxing to smell. The formula also contains seaweed which is good for the skin, and all of the ingredients are edible, so this lube can be licked as well and used during oral sex.This makes for an awesome masturbation lube, and it’s compatible with all sex toy materials including glass, steel, silicone, and plastic. I like the thick feeling of the formula, it’s not not too runny, it stays put and glides nicely. It feels like more of a gel than a liquid, and it feels nice on the genitals. You only need a drop or two to properly lubricant, and if it begins to dry out after awhile, you can add a little saliva or water to your genitals to help reactivate it’s wet properties. Since it’s made of natural ingredients, it doesn’t contain silicone or other slick additives it cna dry out after awhile, but if you don’t mind adding water or adding a few more drops to help activate it, it’s worth it just because of how natural it is alone.

Wanna try this lube out for yourself? Good Clean Love Lavender Rose Lubricant is available at Trystology.

njoy Eleven Review for 11-11-11… Planning ahead!

By PrettyPowerTools

Everyone who doesn’t have it – wants it. It’s the Eleven by njoy. Big brother to its siblings – the Fun Wand and Pure Wand, this big boy is more than a dildo. Everyone jokes about taking it out in its carrier purse and knocking people out if they were to ever be attacked. Those are the three-pound daydreams of pure stainless steel.

For those of us who have it, the Eleven is that dildo that has the mysterious air of “oh…did you want to fool around tonight? Your place or mine?” And the night unfolds in seduction on the SHY. I say these words of newness and conservative emotions because this thing is a whammy. No one gets laid by the Eleven for fun on a daily basis. That would be comparable to finding a rainbow each morning when you look out your window. The Eleven isn’t commonplace! It’s just the opposite. This highly polished hunk of blingy steel is your afternoon delight, maybe once a week. I like to sneak off with it mid day and fool around until I hit the huge peak of my orgasms. At that point, I’m pretty much exhausted because this thing isn’t light. It feels a lot heavier than it really is which is strange. But when I think of my 3lb purple weights in the closet and how they weren’t enough to exercise with anymore…I think of the Eleven and say to myself…how are they even similar? The Eleven is huge! But I guess that is just the mystery of the shape, material and the perfect Eleven inches that it is.

So, back to my masterbationary stories…There is nothing like this toy. The weight-alone, works with gravity to help please you. When I use it, I’m already slicked up and warmed up – wow, you have to make room for something like this! (Minimum width is 1.75”) I hold the big end, the 2” head, in between my fingers in my left hand and I let gravity pull the toy down and it slowly plunges into me. Then I just use my fingers with little effort to bring it back out a little and let it smoothly glide back into me. I think this technique is an optimized way of using the Eleven because you aren’t tiring yourself in the beginning of your session. Now, once I’ve enjoyed this for a while, I will move into thrusting mode and start to work at it. In my case, I would have the Form 3 by Jimmyjane on my clitoris, providing the external stimulation. With both spots being well worked it was only a matter of time before I was clenching the middle of my stainless steel monster with my kegel’s death grip. The Eleven ended up shoving out a little because of the power of my orgasm. I’m very thankful for this! There is nothing better than reaching orgasm with a well-built dildo inside of you. (My first experience with this was with the Jollies Jollie dildo, still my heartthrob!)

Handsome dildo, you are, my Eleven. I actually leave it out when company comes over because I know that it’s an attention-grabbing piece. I don’t hear many comments on it though, I think it scares people. And as it should, this thing is a monster. But I love monsters. =) I’ve taken it to a new level with my Eleven and I really didn’t think that I could handle as much of it as I could. This kind of embarrasses me, knowing that I can utilize both ends of this dildo. But oh well! I love it. Plus, it’s going to be easier to handle the width of this steel dildo because your skin isn’t going to have any drag what-so-ever against the material of the piece. It’s going to aid you because it is so slick. Oh, one more thing! I always use this thing when it’s cool, but you can also do temperature play with it. When I’m done with my sessions and I pull it out of me, its soooo warm. I was amazed at how the temperature changed so rapidly and how it held onto my body heat. Very strange, but I’m in love! =)

You can find this dildo over at Trystology. And make sure to check out the rest of the new things over there!

LELO Antibacterial Toy Cleaning Spray Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

Adore. This. Spray. Duh! It’s a LELO product, so it’s pretty much a given that I would adore it.  I had been hoping that LELO would come out with a toy cleanser, so when I heard they released the LELO Antibacterial Toy Cleaning Sprayit became high on my list of products to review. This cleanser is compatible with all LELO toys, of course, but it’s also great for use on any other sex toy materials and brands. Not only does this spray cleanse, it’s also ph balanced, which is great for vaginas. This spray is also alcohol free, so it’s less drying than other cleansers. This is also good for the vagina. Happy vagina dance! Let’s get it straight from the source though, LELO has this to say about their awesome new spray:

“LELO’s Antibacterial Cleaning Spray contains active anti-microbial ingredients proven to kill 99.9% of all germs, while the addition of zinc salts reduces any chance of irritation. Containing additional anti-viral and anti-fungal properties within a pH balanced formula, this easy-on spray is the safest and most effective choice for all your toy cleaning needs.”

Awesome, huh? Not only does the spray cleanse the toy, it also kills germs and bacteria, as well as viruses and fungus! These types of germs lurk on toys used by both women and men, so this makes a great unisex cleanser for adult toys. How does the spray work? Just spray the toy you’d like to clean, let the formula sit on the toy for 5 seconds, then wipe the toy dry wit a lint-free towel. No need for a sink, no need for water to wash the formula off. Just wipe the spray off the toy and you’re all set. The formula is body-safe, however don’t get it in your eyes or swallow/lick it. Obviously. The formula comes in a 2 fl oz bottle, with a white plastic bottle with the LELO logo on the front. The bottle top is silver and lifts off to show the spray pump. The formula is easy to spray, and one spray will definitely work for a small to medium sized toy. A large toy or extra large toy may need 2 or 3 sprays.

Ingredients: Aqua (Water), Propylene Glycol, Phenoxyethanol, Decyl Glucoside, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, PEG-12 Dimethicone, Sucralose, Sorbitol, Zinc Gluconate, Zinc Acetate, Zinc Lactate, Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Citric Acid, Disodium EDTA, Benzalkonium Chloride

Strangely ,this spray has “Dimethicone” listed as an ingredient, which comes from silicone, however this spray is safe for silicone toys. It also has Sucralose in it, which is an artificial sweetener (for example, Splenda is a sucralose sweetener), not sure why that is an ingredient either. Other than that, you can see that it’s made from water and anti-microbial ingredients. The LELO’s website says that it’s suitable for silicone, latex, and rubber toys. I did try it on a glass toy and aluminum as well and it was just fine. It’s up to you on whether you want to use the formula on those types of toys. Personally I adore this spray. It’s easy to use, it’s quality, it makes my toys look/feel/smell clean, and the bottle sits nicely on a bedside table and is small enough to take in your overnight bag or purse too.

LELO Antibacterial Cleaning Spray is available at Trystology.

The Vamp Dildo

By PrettyPowerTools
I’ve always wanted this thing! I’m not even an Edward fan, or Twilight, for that matter. Nor do I watch those vampire shows…I just love taboo dildos! This is the Vamp by Tantus! It’s white, sparkles in sunlight and it has a very realistic shape and texture.
Just a note about Tantus, as a brand. They make really great dildos and they spend the time to refine their designs. Instead of letting a block of silicone penetrate you, they go out of their way to experiment with cores, exterior textures and flexibility, so that your penetration is much more divine. If you’re looking for a quality dildo, Tantus knows their construction and materials very well, and that’s why these dildos fetch a higher price than the run-of-the-mill dildos that you see everywhere.
The insertable length is a little over six inches and its 1.5” girth at the widest point. The head is beautifully sculpted and you can just feel the glide of the head and the edge of it as it glides inside and out of you. The Vamp has a flared base, so you can use it for anal play, or even put it in a harness and use it as a strap-on vampire cock. See, the possibilities and fantasies are endless with this thing! If you love the flexibility and you want the freedom to masturbate with this and twist and turn it every which-way, this is perfect. The flexibility of the Vamp is also a perfect match for the strap-on use. Because of the way it bends, it will be very forgiving if you’re using it to stimulate your partner. (You don’t want a stiff dildo for a strap-on because it will be more of a stabbing action, than a sensual glide.) – That’s my opinion. In terms of cleaning, you can boil, or throw it in the dishwasher. I like to just use hot water and antibacterial soap or cleaner.
How did I enjoy the Vamp? Frequently. I love the look, touch and feel of this dildo. I also super-love sparkles, so it excites me each time I reach for it. If you’re interested in the Vamp, you’re also emotionally attached to the idea of this being a dark desire, so that will add to the experience and overtone. Your brain is your biggest sex organ and allllll sexual functions start there. If the idea excites you, it’s going to be a full-circle of stimulation. Physically, I can take a 1.5” dildo with no problem, as long as my vagina is excited and ready to take it. On that same note, most of my dildos are more firm than the Vamp, so they are easier to push inside of me and I love the thrusting force behind them. The Vamp, on the other hand, is really flexible. It’s going to seem to be “softer” because of the bending. My vagina is kinda tight (awkward…lol), so when I put the Vamp down there, it just bent and didn’t go straight in. If it were firm, I would have made it fit because I am rough like that. BUT!!…I had to make love to the Vamp. I lubed myself up with some water-based lube to make it even easier for my Vamp “Felluh” to enter me. That worked well. And once inside, it glides so smoothly, it’s great! I like to use the JeJoue Mimi at the same time, for major clitoral action. The next best part about masturbating with a Vampire Dildo is the feeling of your PC muscles clamping down on it during orgasm. *Damn.* (That goes back to Tantus and their ability to make squishy-amazing dildos.) Your vagina feels like a boss when it clenches down on the Vamp. You own him. You own him haarrdd.
Other cool things that you can do with this dildo include temperature play. You can put it in the fridge to get that authentic feel, and feel even naughtier about your sex act. Or you can put it in some warm water to get the hot-action feel. It’s great for holding temperature play. But, no matter how it goes into my vagina, it always comes out hot because my body warms it up. The Vamp is very well-made, it’s cool for temperature play and I suggest using water-based lube with it. Just one more awesome thing to know – it’s cheaper than the rest of the Tantus dildos, not pricier! How cool is that? Super cool. Just make sure to get your Vamp before it’s too late because they are on a limited run and I was told that Tantus wouldn’t be making them any longer.
Thank you, Trystology for the awesome-scary-crazy-sexy dildo!

Lelo Massage Products

By PrettyPowerTools

Okay lovelies, how are you choosing to spend your winter? I’ve decided to kick it up a notch and show my husband some hand-held heat.

I don’t give my guy enough hands-on time. I don’t know if it’s the same for the rest of you out there, but it seems like relationships tend to slink into a type of normalcy where we never do enough of the cute stuff anymore. We need more hands-on time. More intimacy. It’s almost as if I have become a wham-bam-do-me-now kinda girl. Which I like, haha…but there is more to life, more to relationships and soooo much more to our bodies. I made a plan to change this by taking up the art of massage. When I say “art of massage” I mean that I am just going to rub my hands all over his slicked up body while not knowing what I am doing. He likes it, so that means it works!

I reviewed the LELO Massage Candle and the Massage Oil. First off, I will tell you that I prefer the oil over the candle. I don’t know if it is because of my lifestyle or what, but I find that the candles are fun, but the oil is more effective. Both of the products came exquisitely packaged and were very sensual scents. The containers/jars are made of a glass or porcelain; it just speaks for the quality that is upheld in the LELO line of products. The common colored accent in both; the candle and the oil is the “O” shaped lid with a color that coordinates with the scent of the product. It’s a very nice touch for the product packaging. You can get (at least) a few massages out of each product, depending on how much you choose to use.

The candle that I reviewed was called Snow Pear and Cedarwood. Now, the candle is meant to be a mood-setter that you casually have burning in the background, allowing the room to smell of the sexy aroma. Once the time has come for the massage and foreplay, you pick up the candle like a kinky brat and your pour it onto your lover with the slight sting of heat. Once the candle is poured out, you can use your hands or massage tools to work your body parts of choice for the massage. The tip is to let the candle cool for about a minute after you blow it out, so you don’t scorch your partner. My husband has poured hot wax from…lit candles all over me and my vulva so I was ready for it. It’s definitely an easily-adjusted sensation for beginners and experienced waxers alike. My downside to the candle is the fact that you let it burn for a while, pooling that massage oil but I couldn’t get enough oil out of it for a massage. Perhaps you have to let it burn for more than 20 minutes? Give it a shot. But other than the fact that I didn’t get enough out of the oil drippage, this is a beautifully scented candle that can be used for massage as well.

I would say, for a more efficient massage, that you turn to the LELO Massage Oil. I chose the Spicy Clove and Amber scent with 24K gold flakes. Talk about a luxurious massage! This product went from “wow, nice oil, great massage” to “wow, golden massage!!”. I love this one! For the candle massage, I was the receiver. This time around, I was the one giving the massage and it was a load of fun to see the beautiful gold flakes pooling in my palm and having the joy of rubbing warmly scented massage oil into the man that I love. I would have to guess that this is a massage oil that was built for him and her because it was more than a massage. Thank you, LELO for giving us the opportunity to be rubbed down like royalty! Totally fun and totally effective. I kept squirting little puffs of oil into my palm and I rubbed it into his back and shoulders until he became unresponsive. It was bliss. Now, I’m not sure if it’s the same for everyone, but I was getting worn out after a while into the massage. My solution was to pull out the Jimmyjane Massage M stone and I was able to get some extra mileage out of that oil. The nice thing was that it lasted the whole time and when I stopped the massage; his skin was just smooth and silky afterwards. I really love this stuff!

Now, this doesn’t pertain to the review so much, but I just want to let you guys know how we finished up this lovely session.

We got into position in bed and I had select things pulled out to play with and I had mucho fun. We were on our backs lying next to each other and masturbating in unison. I watched him use the Pirates Stroker as I used the Pirates Treasure Vibe. I had an orgasm watching him bulge out of the neck of his She-Pirate and I reached over to my night stand for the njoy Eleven. I had him wield the three pounds of stainless steel as I enjoyed the internal massage and reached a few climaxes with the Form 2 on my clitoris. The Eleven and Form 2 make a great team if you have your partner carry the weight of the dildo, if you know what I mean. AHH! It was an amazing evening! It was loaded with passion, love, orgasms and mutual fun. We, of course, ended the night by joining our bodies for some intense sexual gratification. To what do we owe this pleasure? Our love. And the help from LELO Massage products to get the blood flowing, of course!

Thank you, Trystology for an awesome night.  Most of it wouldn’t have happened without you!

Treat Yourself to the Perfect Afterglow

By Mistress Arabella

Jimmyjane’s Afterglow line of natural massage oil candles make the perfect gift for self-pampering, to share with your lover, or to give away to a friend. They are immaculately packaged, and when you open the top flap of the cardboard box that houses the glass-encased candle, white text on a pomegranate-colored background directs you to “MELT ME.”

On top of the candle is a small, square owner’s manual (complete with burning instructions), a slim designer pack of matches that say “JIMMYJANE” on one side and “FLIP ME OVER” on the other for that added, irresistible touch. There is also a brush included with the candle. It has a white handle with the “JIMMYJANE” name on one side, and soft black bristles. It comes packaged in a plastic wrapper, keeping it tidy and neat until you’re ready to use it.
The candle itself is filled for feel-good and skin-soothing ingredients such as Aloe, Vitamin E, Shea Butter and Jojoba. The wax of the candle is formulated to burn into the perfect liquid, high-slip massage oil at just the right temperature for painting on skin.
Jimmyjane’s motto “Live Sexy” comes alive with Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle, as it not only fills your room with the sensual flicker of candlelight, but permeates a soft, high quality perfume throughout your sacred space. It also serves as a brilliant massage oil and hydrates the skin (yours or your partner’s) just as well as the best oils on the market. At least as well as the ones I’ve tried, anyhow.

The directions on the box recommend that after you’ve lit Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle and let it burn for a while, you blow out the flame, and dip the brush into the collected oil to spread it from the candle’s glass cube to skin. Then, ditch the brush and use your fingers, hands, body, or Jimmyjane’s massage stones to lovingly massage the oil into your partner’s flesh, or your own, if you’re treating yourself!
The Fig Leaf scent is flowery, and has hints of fruit under the light floral notes that rise to the top. The candle burns evenly, and looks beautiful. The whole frosted glass cube of Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle glows with a soft, gorgeous light after the wick is lit.
I was thrilled that Jimmyjane thought to include a brush for application of the oil. Other massage oil candles that I’ve tried haven’t included any applicator tool, and trying to “pour” the oil out of the candle tin or glass container was awkward at best, and messy at worst. It always seemed to dribble down the side of the container, and never went quite where I wanted it. With this brush, however, application of the Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle’s oil is neat and precise, and you don’t have to worry about getting wax (or oil) all over your sheets or lingerie! Win!

When painted on the skin, Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle elicits sighs and transports you to that little slice of Heaven that exists somewhere between your sex and your heart. It’s as if you can finally take a deep breath. Unlike cheaper massage oil candles on the market, the Jimmyjane Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle will never burn your skin, even if it’s painted on immediately after you blow out the flame. The oil is warm to the touch of your skin, and you’ll find your body (or your lover’s) arching to meet the brush, like you might move into the stream of a warm, relaxing shower.
The oil isn’t sticky at all; it’s smooth as night. And it’s not excessively oily either, which is nice for those of us that have enough natural oils in our skin. In my opinion, they did a superb job with this blend. It’s moisturizing and I can feel my skin soak it up, drinking it, when it’s painted onto me…

When it’s on my arms, I want more. I want to feel it cover my breasts. And when it’s on my breasts, I want more. I want to feel it painted down my abdomen and onto my labia. When it’s on my abdomen, I want more. I want to feel it on the arc of my inner thigh. Kissing my collarbones. Taking me all the way to the moon. Yes, ma’am.
It’s extremely easy to spread and distribute with your bare hands, and afterwards, your skin feels refreshed, rejuvenated, and if you’re anything like me, your mind will be calm, no more ripples, your soul basking in afterglow. It’s great to use post-coitus, but also delectable on its own.

Are you in the market for an incredibly luxurious boudoir treat that comes at a reasonable price? Looking to surprise your lover(s) with a special something on your next date or sexxion? Check out the Jimmyjane Afterglow: Natural Massage Oil Candle from Trystology. And let me know how you like it!

You have your choice of Fig Leaf, Bourbon, Dark Vanilla, Pink Lotus, Cucumber Water, or Black Currant scents. It’s good for 42 hours of heated pleasure! And what you do after you blow it out… well, that’s between you and your imagination!

Review: Crystal Delights Kiss Butt Plug

By @ Amber St. Clare

See that beautiful jewel? It sticks out of your ass. Well, maybe not your ass, but for the remainder of this sex toy review it is sticking out of *my* ass. I’m wearing this plug as I type this review right now, you know, because, I want to be accurate and all, not cause I’m just some butt plug lovin’ bitch (though okay, I am). This beautiful glass toy is made from Crystal Delights one of my newest fav glass toy companies. The Crystal Delight Kiss Butt Plug is handblown from pyrex glass and each piece is handmade and truly unique, that’s one of the coolest thing about glass toys, with glass no two toys are exactly alike. The Crystal Kiss butt plug features a lovely genuine Swarovski crystal on the base, so that when the anal plug is inserted into your ass, this cute little gem sticks out from between your butt cheeks. Cute huh? The plug is made of clear glass, but features a lovely delicate swirl of green glass throughout the body of the plug. It was hard for me to capture it properly in photos, this toy is even prettier in person, but here are a few photos to try and show you the dimensions, shape, and coloring.

This particular plug is green, though this plug also comes in a pretty red color. You can see thin ribbons of green glass swirled throughout the clear glass toy. The tip of the plug is tapered for easy insertion and removal, while the neck of the toy is slim the base where the jewel is located is flared so it fits securely in your bottom without having to worry about the plug getting lost in your booty. Ass safety first, my friends. Crystal Delights has you covered there. The side of the bulb is great for beginners! It’s not very big and the smoothness of the glass makes this plug comfortable to insert. Since the toy is made of glass, it warms up or cools down nicely, so you can even soak the tip of this plug in a bowl (I made a typo and wrote bowel accidentally, fitting huh?) to let the glass warm up making insertion even nicer. Alternatively you can cool the tip down in a bowel of cold water if that’s your thing. Also, since it’s glass, this toy can be used with any type of lube. I highly recommend a silicone lube with this plug! I used Uberlube when using this plug, and the silicone lube was long lasting and great for anal play with this toy. Glass is non porous which means it can be sterilized very nicely. Most glass can be boiled or put in a dishwasher, but Crystal Delights warns against doing this as it may damage the Swarovski crystal. So you can wash this plug with sex toy cleanser, anti-bacterial soap and water, or an alcohol to water solution. You can also slip this plug into a condom for easier clean up. Since this plug can’t be boiled I wouldn’t recommend sharing this anal toy with anyone else. Booty to booty bacteria is not super healthy nor is it wise.

In the photo above I tried holding the plug upward to see if the light would catch the green swirls in it or not. The swirls are very light and delicate and aren’t thick or garish, so it’s hard to capture how it looks in a photo. it is quite a lovely plug though! Super pretty and unisex too, it would be a great plug for both men and women alike. I found insertion pretty easy. I warmed the plug in water and used a nice amount of silicone lubricant to get things going. You can slowly press the bulb tip of the toy into the anus and insert it until it feels comfy, it should give you a nice slightly filled feeling in your ass as your anus grabs onto the plug. You can sit with this plug inserted, sleep with it, have sex with it in, etc. The neck/stem of the glass plug sticks out a little from the anus and the round base will stick out from between your cheeks. I didn’t find it too uncomfortable or anything, though the neck is a little longer than some other plugs I have used. I like that I can bend over and see the jewel sparkling when I check my ass out in a mirror. I left the plug in while I masturbated and it was awesome! I liked the size, the feel of the glass plug inside my ass, and the eye-pleasing look of this toy. Definitely a pretty piece of art for the ass! Removal was pretty simple as well, simply grasp the flared jeweled base of the plug, relax your anal sphincter and plug the plug out.

If you’re interested in getting your hands (among other things..) on the Crystal Delights Kiss Anal Plug you can find it at Trystology with free shipping!