Category Archives: Non Vibrating

Invite Liquid Silk to Your Next Romp!

By Mistress Arabella

Love the feel of silicone lube, but want to protect your silicone sex toys? Are you a water-based fan, but allergic to glycerin or just prefer to avoid it in your personal lubricant products? Liquid Silk is for you! Thanks to Trystology for sending me this lube to review.

It’s a creamy blend that feels as luscious between your legs as it does on your fingers. Though it’s white in the bottle, it turns clear upon application, so no worries there. Liquid Silk wasn’t cold upon application, like so many of the lubes I’ve tried. Instead, it was soft against my tender bits and gave me that perfect glide.

I used it first when I wasn’t really “in the mood” and found out quickly that Liquid Silk must have some kind of superpower. It gets me there. No matter if I was jilling off at a leisurely pace, or furiously fucking myself, my orgasms were multiplied in quantity and quality. Holy… yes, please! Its formula accentuates touch and makes me oh-so-sensitive in all the right ways. But it’s not so slippery that your toys will slip right out of your hand, or pop out of you once you get them inserted. On that note, it’s great for strap-ons and real cocks, too.

Sex and friction don’t wear this lube out. Liquid Silk is long-lasting and just a little dab gives you generous use without re-application needed. If you’re into super sexxions, you may need to reapply around the hour mark, just to keep things nice and juicy.

I love that it’s condom-safe and glycerin-free, and that it doesn’t get tacky or sticky like most water-based lubes on the market. Liquid Silk stayed wet and… well, silky, throughout my playtime.

It’s easy to wash off of toys or skin with warm water and mild soap, making clean-up a piece of cake. However, take note, lovelies: Liquid Silk is not to be eaten! I don’t think anything terrible will happen to you, but it will be sour and icky on your tongue. Taste something else, if you must, just don’t put this stuff in your mouth!

If I could improved Liquid Silk, I’d make a palatable, edible version. Then again, part of the reason I like it is that it’s not going to give you yeast infections! Hooray for them to avoid the commonly used lubricant ingredients that most often promote yeast growth. To keep my body healthy and happy, I’ll gladly sacrifice the fake candy flavoring any day.

The 50 ml bottle is tiny enough to tuck nicely into your purse for some sexpionage, while the 250 ml pump-top bottle makes a great bedside table staple!

Again, if you’re tired of the same old routine where water-based lube is concerned, and need to avoid silicone because of toy-compatibility, check out Liquid Silk. It’s one of the best hybrid lubes that I’ve had the pleasure of trying out.

You can get your own at Trystology.  Make sure to check out their other wonderful, body-friendly products, too!

Lelo Ella Vibrator Review

Elegant, Intelligent G-Spotting: A Review of The Ella by LELO.

By Mistress Arabella

I’ve been hearing rave reviews about Ella, a G-spot dildo, by LELO for quite some time now. I know I’m more than a little bit behind in some areas of my sex toys collection, but as squirter, I knew that one day Ella would meet my G-spot, and I’d have a sense, once and for all, if the rumors were true. The rumors being, of course, that Ella is by far the best dildo on the market when it comes to stimulating the G-spot for the purposes of female ejaculation.

And, Lovelies, my patience has paid off. Instead of just whittling away the time twirling my thumbs, I’ve been strengthening my PC muscles, becoming a more avid (not to mention better squirter), and getting more intimately acquainted with my sexual self.

I’m pleased to announce that now that I’ve met Ella, all is right in the world. The first time I shoved her in my pussy (rather frantically, during an impromptu-session of phone sex, where I just had to be filled, and fast!), I gasped with glee. Ella feels so good that using her almost makes me laugh, from the sheer joy of it all. Within the first handful of minutes of using Ella, I ejaculated five times. Five! And I wasn’t even attempting to squirt. Which, for me, makes Ella all the more impressive. My Ella is in Deep Rose, a warm fuchsia-color that screams girly-girl. (For those who aren’t fans of pink, Ella also comes in your choice of chic black or white.) She’s made of über-soft, velvety, premium silicone, and I was surprised how soft her body feels up against my hand (as well as my tender-bits).I achieved some amount of success by merely grinding Ella’s angled-head (intended for G-spot stimulation) into my clit and humping against it. I had more success fucking myself as hard and fast as I could handle with Ella, and letting her angled-head caress my G-spot–adding in some manual clit-stimulation, I was quickly sailing off the cliff of orgasm and floating in what I’m sure must have been Heaven itself. Ella measures about 7.5 inches long, and  is designed as a double-ended dildo for maximum flexibility of use. She can be inserted with the one end for G-spotting, or with the opposite side for a more traditional dildo-feel. Despite her slender form, and looking a bit small in stature, she is solid and decently-weighty in hand and pussy.

Harness Review: SpareParts Joque

By @ Amber St. Clare

It’s no secret that I adore SpareParts Hardwear and their line of quality dildo harnesses, one of their most popular products, the Joque Harness, has been on my wish list for awhile now. One of my favorite sex toy shops, Trystology, just so happened to have a limited edition leopard print version of the Joque and I knew that now was finally the time to try it. I love all things leopard print, so I was looking forward to seeing this strap-on harness in person. The Spare Parts Joque is already a pretty harness, but leopard print? Um, yes please! This harness is made of a nylon/spandex blend that feels super comfy on the skin, it almost feels like a part of comfy panties or bikini bottoms. The front of the harness features a O ring opening to insert any dildo of your choosing, while the straps of the harness go around the hips and grabs around the thighs, exposing the ass and allowing for a woman to comfortably wear a dildo. The crotch of the harness features a mesh design that makes for breath-ability, this helps to pull wetness and bodily fluids away from the skin. I really love the design and quality of the harness, you can tell that it is stitched tightly and even the waistband feels comfortable. This harness is adjustable, and the closures around the legs and waist will accommodate a 20-50 inch waist.

This harness is vegan, tagless, and lightweight. It stores nicely even in a dresser drawer, but it also comes with a reusable matching drawstring bag. It’s okay to get lubricant and other sex moisture on the harness, and this harness is washable and can be hand washed or throw into a washing machine (use a wash bag). It can be tumble dried on low or hung to dry. Each harness is handcrafted, you can actually feel the quality of the strapon harness in your hands or while you’re wearing it. It’s made of quality materials and is ethically made. The stretchable O ring on the front will stretch to accommodate just about any shape and size dildo, as long as the dildo has a base that the O ring will hold. You can even use a double dildo in it! This harness also holds strapless strapon dildos if you want added support when using strapless toys. When inserting a dildo into the harness, I found it easy to insert and remove, and it also held my dildo up nicely, which makes it great for pegging and strap-on sex. It’s very easy to adjust the straps on the legs, and the waist to give you a customized fit.

This harness fits like a glove, and I feel super sexy while wearing it. It feels nice against the skin, and it’s so comfy you could probably fall asleep in this harness. The O ring holds the dildo firmly in place so it stands up proud and ready for action! This is an awesome harness for newbies because it’s such a great product, once you go Joque you probably won’t go back. It’s also a great harness for pros because of the comfort, fit, and usability. This harness can be used by a woman to engage in giving a man anal sex, or for two women to engage in vaginal and anal sex. It can also be used for a woman to strap on with your favorite dildo and let your lover simulate fellatio on the dildo. Also, since the harness is washable, it can be used in the pool or shower! There are a lot of fun possibilities you can have with the Joque. That’s why this harness has become my favorite.

Not only is it cute and functional, it’s available at Trystology with free shipping!

Review: Uberlube Silicone Lubricant

By @ Amber St. Clare

I use a lot of silicone toys, so it’s not often that I use my silicone based lubricants. However I recently got a brand spanking new bottle of this great new lube called Uberlube, it’s been hailed as one of the new great silicone lubes on the market and is even recommended by the Berman Center as well as Dr Oz. This silicone lubricant comes in a really cute glass bottle with a pump cap. I like the clear bottle and simple packaging, it’s sleek and looks luxe. I also like that you can see how much product is left in the bottle as time goes on and you use it. The pump cap is easy to use, one simple pump and you get a good sized squirt of lube. Silicone lube has a tendency to last longer, have a silky smooth texture, and it goes a long way. So one small pump of Uberlube is all you’ll need during masturbation. This silicone lube is clear, satiny when rubbed between the fingers, and it feels light and very soft on the genitals. It’s great for manual sex, anal sex, and intercourse too. The formula feels very moisturizing when I apply it, and even after a long session of masturbation I find that it hasn’t dried out like some other lubes can tend to do. I love the natural feeling of this lube, it’s not watery but not gel like either, it ha a very pleasant texture, and it doesn’t have a prominent smell or taste either. I used this lubricant on one of my glass dildos, and on one of my aluminum dildos and I found that the lubricant was long lasting, made penetration feel really comfortable and smooth, and it was awesome for anal play! A drop of this one of my favorite glass butt plugs was awesome, it made insertion easy and made removal just as nice. I really like this lube! This is going to be my go-to silicone lubricant for steel and glass toys in the future. A bottle of this lubricant should last you a long time, and it even comes in a Uberlube 50ml size and a bigger Uberlube 100mlsize. A bottle of 50ml will cost you $16 and it’s $28 for 100ml, with the feel of the formula and the staying power, this lube is totally worth the price!Like this review?

Nipple Nibblers Review

Tantalize, Tease, & Delight with Nipple Nibblers!

By Mistress Arabella

I’ve been through dozens and dozens of edibles meant to enhance oral sex with my lovers, and I’ve found those stimulant enhancers that hit, those that miss, and those that fall into that dubious grey-area. I have to say, though, that I’m a fan of Nipple Nibblers. A huge fan. Undoubtedly. They’re soft, sensuous and moisturizing without being greasy or sticky. They apply to the desired area in a flash, and have amazing staying-power (that is, until you or your lucky lover decides to go to town with tongue!).

So, here’s the deal:

When applied to my nipples, Nipple Nibblers stimulate blood-flow (most likely due to the menthol-in-the-mix) and make my nipples hard pretty quickly. They also make my nipples tingle, which is fun and teasing in its own right. Nipple Nibbles are a joy to use solo, with sex toys, or with a lover (or three). Whichever way you like it, Nipple Nibblers can help make it even better.

Nipple Nibblers come in a variety of flavors (I’ve tried Raspberry, Strawberry, & Grape, and love ‘em all), and they smell delightful. They taste sweet, without being overly sugary in flavor, and will make your tongue tingle as you lap ‘em up.

You can use Nipple Nibblers on nipples or your choice of erogenous-zone (or multiple erogenous zones at once, if you’re adventurous like that), and Nipple Nibblers can also be used as a refreshing lip balm.

Fraulein Kink – Handmade in Germany!

By PrettyPowerTools

Let me introduce you to a sweet, yet kinky new love of mein. Fraulein Kink is a German-based company that has taken a feminine eye into the realm of bondage. Over the last year I’ve seen quite a few brands come out with some kinky-yet-kind products to appeal to women. Some were hardly worth paying for and some really weren’t secure in terms of binding. Good news for us; those products aforementioned aren’t being carried in these great shops that I surround myself with. Fraulein Kink, on the other hand, is. As soon as I saw that they were available at Trystology I had to decide which of the styles that I needed most.

The Fraulein Kink line consists of well-giftable collars or cuff sets. There are MANY styles offered in combination sets or individually. The colors that I went with were ultra-femme. Usually I would let my dark side take over and go with some seductive blacks or reds. Apparently, my choosing of Spoil Me led me to believe that I am tapping into my sweet-side. This cuff set is also really close to my wedding colors so it means that it’s just that much more perfect for me. These cuffs are awesome to wear as a set when you dress up and go out. You could just wear one individually, also. After the end of the day all you have to do is hand your lover the chain as a means of surrender. He or she can then hook the chain to each of your sexy cuffs and then use any modality of tease to get the juices flowing. If you’re really into the experimental bondage, you could just chain or be chained and then pull out some sensation tools to really experience the non-sexual gratification of bondage or kink. (I say “experimental” because I would only recommend this set of cuffs for a beginner or for light activity because they are a gentle/sensual set.). Now, as for that light activity…you can try household objects that give off different scrapes, pokes, caresses and etc. One really fun thing to try would be pouring hot wax onto your lover. (Not suggested for the faint of skin). The fun can be created, shared, mixed up and completely redone. It’s up to you and your taste and tolerance.

The cuffs are made of a lot of delicate materials. After having studied my set, I would say that the interior is padded and lined with marabou, there is an inside layer of lace, the ruffles are probably made of wide satin strips and the exterior band of light pink looks like velvet ribbon. So sweet! Now, the chain, I would call it a rose gold color and it has quite a good length to it. The extra inches give you the ability to use your hands a little more and it doesn’t make you feel so claustrophobic if it’s your first time. The clasps are very unique! I’ve never seen any like them, which I think is really cool. You have to press the buttons on the receiving side to let the male part in, then when you let go of the buttons, it locks the male side into place. There is no clicking or anything. Also near the cuff clasp is a hang tag that says “Kink” in a pretty type.

My Spoil Me cuffs fit just perfectly and they are a beautiful addition to my kink collection. I like to pull them out during foreplay because we don’t mingle too intensely at that time. I don’t want to hurt my frilly cuffs. My favorite thing to do with them (other than just taking them out in public) is to have them on with the chain linking them and use the suggestively during oral sex. When my husband is going down on me; I love to take both sides of his head and guide him. He knows when he has hit the right spot because the chain starts to come down on the back of his neck a little harder. It is so hot just to think about it! And the great thing about playing with these cuffs is that extra length in the chain. You can’t play like that with cuffs that have a tiny chain. Another suggestion is for sex – if you’re careful, you can use them in the same way during intercourse. (Just make sure that your bodies aren’t too far apart) if you’re thin and agile, unlike myself, haha…you can be on your back with your legs up and have then chain under your legs while he penetrates from a semi-missionary fashion. Another fun thing to do would be to have your arms spread apart over your head and have him make love to you while your wrists are pinned down on the bed. Oh la la!

Liberator Heart Wedge Review

Liberator Heart Wedge Sex PillowIt was love at first sight, when I laid my eyes on the Liberator Heart Wedge. How cute is this?! Made by Liberator, one of my favorite sex position aid shape companies, comes this adorable little Heart Wedge. Made of plush material that feels velvety soft to the touch, this décor style pillow is perfect for decoration in the bedroom and also for helping achieve sexual positioning. This wedge is a pretty Merlot Wine color and it looks quality, it’s something I’ve come to expect from Liberator. I love the rounded shape of the top of the heart and the smooth pointed end. The top surface of the heart is similar to that of the Liberator ramp, only much smaller and compact in size. This wedge can be used for G-spot positioning, anal sex positioning, and even for reclining against during oral or manual sex. I love using my Heart Wedge for masturbation too! Like all Liberator shapes, the top cover of this Wedge can be unzipped and tossed in the wash, inside the insulation/plush part of the shape will retain it’s shape for many uses to come. You can also wipe down the wedge fairly easy with a damp cloth or even some anti-bacterial spray. I love the incline on the top of the wedge, it’s perfect for leaning back on and it offers great positioning when bending over the wedge, or even having the wedge beneath your ass, offering you some height during missionary or from the front sex. I love the size of this shape! It’s big enough to get the job done, but small enough that I can storage it next to my bed, under my bed, or even in my closet. Also, it’s super discreet! You can keep it on your bedspread and no one would be privy to what you *really* use it for! It looks just like a pretty pillow.

Liberator Heart Sex Pillow

The wedge has a Liberator logo embroidered on the side of the heart, laying on a bed you would be none the wiser that it’s actually a sex positioning aid. I love the firm yet pliable feeling of the shape. It feels comfortable on my back, my elbows, my knees. Leaning against it, lying across it, in a variety of different positions. It has a festive and romantic quality to this shape too, since it is heart shaped, instead of a basic shape like other Liberator position shapes. I found that the quality of this Heart Wedge was just as nice as some of the more expensive Liberator shapes, so this is a great deal and a perfect addition to any bedroom whether you’re single or prone to sharing. I used this Heart Wedge on the bed, on the floor, and even on the couch. I found that if I lay it on my bed, I can easily lay over it and assume the from behind position, which I sometimes like to be in during G-spot stimulation. It felt comfortable, and was easy to lean on which allowed me a more comfortable position for both dildo and vibrator use. This would be a great shape for anyone who is curious about the Liberator line or products but has yet to try them out, or for the seasoned Liberator pro! Wanna get your very own Liberator Heart Wedge? You can find it in both Merlot and Black colors at Trystology.

Simply Blown Silky Glass Dildo Review

By @ Amber St. Clare

It was lust at first sight when I saw the Simply Blown Silky. This dildo is gorgeous! I’m a big fan of glass sex toys, and to me, you really get what you pay for. I refuse to use cheap quality sex toys, especially low quality glass toys, so I’m very picky about my choice of glass toys. Let me just say, that I adore Simply Blown! They are one of my very favorite glass toy brands. Their toys are stunning to look at, feel fabulous and high quality in the hand, and feel sinfully sexy in the body! I recently tried the Large Silky, in the pretty Amethyst color. This dildo is one of my prettiest sex toys. The purple color is bright, the purple glass is slightly domed beneath a layer of pure clear glass, and it makes the glass on the surface of the toy looks so gorgeous! I also love the packaging that the Simply Blown Silky Large comes in, the box is quality, not cheap at all, made of a firm and thick box with a little peep-show plastic window that you can see the toy displayed through. The toy is cradled by a thick foam that holds the toy in place so it doesn’t move around in the box.

Since the to is glass, it can be cooled down in the fridge or warmed up in a bowl of warm water. Also, since it’s seamless, and completely glass, it’s waterproof, and is easy to clean. It can also be used with any type of lubricant of your choice, including silicone lube. The tip of the toy is rounded, and the shaft head and base of the toy is completely smooth. The base of the toy is flat, so the dildo can sit up right on a flat surface, and the base is also flared so you can use the toy safely during anal use if you wish. This dildo measures in at 7.5 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter. So it’s definitely a large sized dildo, perfect for those who enjoy the feeling of toys that fill you up. Since this toy can be used for vaginal or anal use, this leaves your clit free for some other sort of stimulation, so don’t be shy about pairing this dildo with your favorite clit vibe for some extra fun I also think this toy would be fabulous for couples play, and the toy itself is so pretty that it would make a great gift for your lover.

I adore this dildo! I had an awesome time teasing the round end of the toy against my clit. The silky smooth feeling of the glass was tantalizing on my naughty bits. Also, with the super smooth glass, it made the lubricant not only longer lasting but also a little lube goes a long way with glass toys. The toy is definitely big and doesn’t have a tapered head, but after warming yourself up with some foreplay or a little self love, it’s a lot of fun to slide the Silky inside of your vagina. I liked the feeling of the cool glass inside of me, the toy warmed to my body temperature quickly and the flat base of the toy made the dildo easy to grasp and thrust. The dildo is a little heavy, as it’s thick glass, but not so much that it made my hand sore. It fit nicely in the palm, and the weight of the toy just added to the sensations. You can angle the rounded tip of the toy to tease your G-spot, or use the toy for shallow or deep thrusting. I’ve yet to try this toy anally, but as it’s a but too big for my intermediate booty, but maybe someday this toy is becoming a favorite of mine. It’s pretty, it’s sexy, and it makes my pussy feel awesome! Such a high quality product, and I can’t wait to try even more Simply Blown toys in the future.

Want to drool over your very own gorgeous Simply Blown Silky? If Amethyst purple isn’t your thing, the toy also comes in Ruby red, Aqua and Emerald green. Also, if Large isn’t your thing, Simply Blown carries this dildo in a Small and Medium size too! Get yours now at Trystology!

Review: Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox

Written by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

All lit up in the dark.

As I mentioned in my last review of The Original ToiBocks I recently spent a few months living with my father. During this time I started really understanding the need for secure and discreet sex toy storage. While I really enjoy the product I reviewed yesterday and these both are toy storage they are also radically different. Well, maybe not radically, but definitely quite different. The Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox is still discreet, but not trying to be a dresser, nightstand, or bathroom item like the ToiBocks. Where the Tunti shines (no pun intended–more on that in a moment) is as a secure and solid transportation and storage device.

The Tunti is hard on the outside and soft on the inside and looks much like an expensive camera case which is actually the base of the design for the toybox. Or perhaps like something James Bond would carry around and whip out a camera, gun, bomb, or some clever gadget from Q. Either way it’s pretty classy. There are no markings on the outside of the box to give away what might be stashed inside of it. It opens with two latches on either side of the handle, both of which lock, and comes with two identical keys (I keep one on my keychain at all times and one in a drawer).

What I love about it probably more than any other feature is the row of LED lights it has on the top side of the case, hence the “illuminating” part of the name of course. These make it very easy to see every inch inside the case, not to mention in a dark or dimly lit room. It’s so easy to find exactly what I’m looking for, and should I need to reach for something in a dark room I don’t have to fumble around or turn on a light to get to it. I like this a lot.

It has a mesh pocket in the top side of the case which I think is perfect for lubes and massage oils (as you can see in the images). A pink plastic divider (shown below but not in the image directly above) separates the top and bottom halves keeping your toys free from mess in case any of the liquid spills. It’s pretty perfect, really, although I would prefer another color for the divider, but that’s not a big deal. The divider is the only place that has any indication of the company you purchased from, so for an added measure of security (if you were to use this case for something other than sex toys, for example, and you didn’t want it to be associated with sex toys) you could not use the divider.

One downside of the divider is it makes it so some toys won’t fit into the case, or the divider will sit unevenly in the case. Basically anything with a large base or body that exceeds approximately 2 1/2?. Many Fun Factory dildos have triangular bases which don’t fit, and anything large won’t fit either. However they can fit without the divider, and most toys aren’t that tall.

The little box at the bottom of the right hand side of the top section of the case holds the batteries for the LED lights, I like how it blends in with the case and doesn’t really look out of place. I would love to have more of these little compartments across the bottom to hold spare batteries as well, I think that would be an excellent addition to the case. The only downside of the illumination and batteries is there is no on/off switch, basically in order to turn off the LED’s while the case is open you have to take the batteries out. Again, this isn’t really a big annoyance, just a minor one, but the battery-saving option of an on/off switch would be nice to have.

Battery compartment!

My other favorite feature, and the one that makes my inner obsessive-compulsive perfectionist squeel with glee, is the ability to customize the layout of the bottom section of the case. The only things that are not customizable are the horizontal divider right in the center and the mesh pocket at the very back. The rest, the three vertical dividers and one horizontal divider, can each be moved around however you see fit, so you can make sure the slots fit the toys perfectly to avoid unnecessary rolling around and the potential to chip glass or mush into unwanted materials such as silicone to TPE.

There are eleven toys. Can you name them all? A lot of these I haven’t reviewed yet.

Because of the mesh pocket at the top it’s easiest to use the vertical dividers on the bottom half of the case, though not impossible to use on the top half. I thought a couple of pictures illustrating a variation would show this best, so as you can see I chose some of the same toys and some different and most of the dividers that can move are in different spots. It is ridiculously easy to use the dividers, just slide them into place in the slots on the sides and they fit in perfectly. The dividers and sides are made of foam, but pretty sturdy stuff, and don’t bend or crease very easily.

Organized slightly differently, now there are fourteen toys.

Because of it’s wonderful portability, stability, and organizational properties I am in love with The Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox. It is definitely my favorite sex toy storage device, though I do have two six-drawer organizers for most of my toys and a few other storage options. Thank you so much Tunti Enterprises for sending me your Illuminating Boudoir Toybox to review!

Name: Illuminating Boudoir Toybox

Type: Toy Storage.

Manufacturer: Tunti Enterprises.

Material: PVC and Metal (outside). Foam, mesh, and crushed velvet (inside). Plexiglas divider.

Dimensions: 12 inches wide x 10 inches long x 5 inches high (internal)

Rating: 5 Lotuses (out of 5) – Exceptional & A Must-Have

SpareParts Theo and Jollies Jack

As you may remember, I’ve had an amazing experience with a strap-on harness. I am now telling you that this setup totally blew my other gear out of the water.

Let’s start with the Harness. I have the lovely Theo harness by SpareParts, but not just any Theo; I have the sexy pale pink version! It is absolutely customizable (size), it hangs low and it’s sturdier than anything else on the market. This thing can even be machine washed once your sexperiences have concluded. You can’t go wrong with this thing. If Theo were a stand-alone and didn’t have any competitors, you wouldn’t be able to fully understand what you were getting for your money. Thankfully, you can see that many-many women and men are fans of the SpareParts brand and can vouch for the quality of their harnesses. (I am one of them!)

The harness has snaps that help you to customize how you want your fit from front to back. It acts like a thong, basically. I super-love the anatomy of Theo because I can just get off on the sensations of the plush thong rubbing in all the right places during my dildo-course and thrusting. The fit is one way that Theo is set apart from the rest of the SpareParts line. Aside from its thong-like shape, it also has a special pouch, behind the dildo-holder. This compartment will hide the back of your dildo by folding a flap of fabric over it, or you can leave it exposed so that you can feel it at the same time as your partner does. To elaborate on this effect, you can imagine a 2-way dildo and just think of all the Shared fun that you will have. The dildo will be held in place through the ring, yet it can protrude right into you, at the same time because of the nifty compartment. Those were my two deciding factors when I wanted to choose the appropriate SpareParts harness for myself. (Thong-fit and versatile accessibility pouch.

There are so many harnesses on the market that are just flat on the back and they require snap-on rings and Velcro to change the dildo. (AKA stuff that you may lose.) No issues here. Straight, smooth, wielding powers of the Theo make everything SO simple. I can’t get over the features and quality of my sexy harness! I’m set. I’m set for a very long time. I will try to show you more details of its workings in the video! Plus, if pink isn’t your thing, Trystology has many styles to choose from. That shop is amazing at giving you a very desirable selection. (Psst…Check out the Shiri Zinn harnesses too, they are more fashion-oriented instead of utility-based, but there’s no problem having the best of both moods. *wink*) =)

Now, let’s talk about Jack. He’s the man. He is a curved glittery penis of fullness for all the ladies to enjoy. When I say that Jack gets around, it’s no joke. He curves to the left and he does it well. Too bad I don’t know the history on this guy, all I have to judge him by is what I can see and feel. As far as that goes, I must say, he’s damn fabulous. I’m sure he can suit you in other colors if you didn’t prefer my Multi Sparkle Jack…but either way, he’s dressed to please. End of story, Happy Endings. My only negative thing to say about Jack is that the silicone can have a tendency to drag. Now, that’s hardly a negative thing to say anyways, that’s why we use lube! So, just make sure to lube him up, all 1.75” of his girth and you can insert away. His seven glittery inches will be sure to send you to your appropriate heaven. You know; that one where you take baths in glitter and masturbate with diamond dildos…Well, Jack may not be a real diamond, but he will still take you there.

Another cool fact about this dildo is that he is perfect for harnessing. If you take a look above the base, there is a lip, or an indented area that is perfect for settling in the ring of your Theo harness. On the bottom of the dildo, there is a small hole/bullet cave. If you have your own bullet vibrator, you can just shove it in there before or after harnessing (depending on your harness), and then click it on to share the good vibes all the way around during your girl sex or masculine pegging.

Speaking of pegging, that’s just what I did. I pegged my husband again, and I was really able to enjoy it more for myself, since I now I have the Theo harness. I really enjoyed the feeling of the Theo rubbing against my skin with every thrust. Any more pressure and I would have had a partially emotional orgasm from the enjoyment. I keep saying “enjoy”. Damn you, Theo. =) Unfortunately, I didn’t get to use Jack on my hubby for too long, nor too deep. Jack was too much for him, and believe me, I don’t blame him. I would never let Jack have anal with me, either. He’s vaginally manageable and that’s where he’s going to stay…until I have to go to work. Lol. So, with my husband, I switched to a smaller dildo in diameter and I just thrusted away in all kinds of positions. The Theo harness enabled me to treat him like he treats me during sex, and I even had him ride me. Craziness. That tells me that the SpareParts brand has been able to make a product that becomes one with the user. That is something to appreciate. I will no longer have memories of back-pack straps rubbing on my inner thighs from lesser harnesses.

Thank you, Trystology for giving me the formal introduction to my Theo Harness of love, and my new curved pleasure penis of magical glitter. (My gosh, you’d think that more girl-toys would have glitter but they don’t, and that’s why I love Jollies to no end. Highest Glitzy Respect to Jollies!) Please don’t forget, check out Trystology to see all the new stuff!