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Cloud 9 Does Exist! A Jollies Luna Review.

Okay, so if you’re here reading, you probably know about my history of taming wild butt plugs like the Big Flirt, as well as my adventures with the Bum Rush Rascal and the Sexy Spade. And then there was my play partner’s experience with the AssBerry Raspberry.

I love my butt plugs. Not gonna lie. They are just… heavenly. Even when they do such annoying things as constantly popping out of me, regardless of how I do or do not lube them, or how much duct tape is stuck across my ass to hold them inside.

But lovelies, I’ve had a revelation! (Yes, it’s of the butt plug-variety.) Jollies’ Luna will take you to the moon and back, and let you linger on Cloud 9 as long as you feel like it. Seriously. A huge thanks to Trystology for providing said-revelation.

Luna comes in all sorts of colors. Mine is clear with multi-colored polka dots suspended inside her 100% premium platinum grade silicone body. What does that mean? Well first, she’s cute as all hell. You heard me right: cute. I called a butt plug cute. (I know, I know; it surprised even me the first time.) But as she was sitting oh-so-patiently on my desk waiting (read: begging) to be reviewed, I couldn’t help but realize how freakin’ adorable she is…

Her base is a fluffy cumulus cloud. And her body snakes and twists in the most unusual of ways. So unusual that I wasn’t sure if she was really the butt plug she’s touted to be. I looked her up-and-down; I cocked my head to the side and tried to imagine her curves inside my ass. And then, well… then I got lost in a fit of giggles because her polka dots really are the best touch ever, and they remind me of sprinkles. And who doesn’t get happy when they think of sprinkles? Hee.

Where were we? Oh, yes. Discussing the meaning of “100% premium platinum grade silicone.” So, not to be too confusing, but you often hear about sex toys that are made of high-quality silicone, but then they come with this warning about not using them with silicone lube. Here’s the kicker, the secret of all secrets: If you really have a toy that’s 100% premium platinum grade silicone like the Jollies’ Luna, you CAN use silicone lube with a silicone toy. The only time you cannot is when the silicone isn’t actually the highest grade.

I love that I can use silicone lube with the Jollies’ Luna. I love that so much that you have no idea because I really can’t express my joy in text. If you saw me right now, I’d be doing a happy dance. Because it’s that awesome. Because the Luna is that awesome. (And then some. But we’ll get to that.)

Now, the Luna is advertised as “blast proof,” and designed as an anal toy comfortable for men or women. What does blast proof mean in English? It means that even when you’re cumming hard, the Luna is not going to go anywhere. She’s not going to sneakily slide her way out of your ass bit by bit as you get more aroused. She’s not going to pop out in one swift motion as your muscles clench, and get shot across the room (possibly taking out a window). She’s going to stay put. In your ass. Exactly where she belongs. A novel idea, I know!

Until I was graced by the awesomeness that is the Luna, I didn’t even know that a blast proof butt plug existed. And let me tell you, ladies & gents, she really is blast-proof, as advertised.

She felt fine upon insertion, as I eased her into my ass, with the help of a favorite silicone lube. Once inside I had the typical oh – my – G-d – she’s – gonna – jump – ship freak-out, but this time it was unfounded. Blame it on residual trauma from taming plugs such as the Big Flirt.

It took me a little while to get used to the feel of Luna. She is definitely shaped differently. In fact, the insertable portion of Luna was molded after an actual rectum. That makes her an anatomically-correct sex toy. And approximated to your anatomy for a comfy, super-snug fit that’s not going anywhere (without being so big that you feel like you’re being ripped into two — ya know, an added feature that I can appreciate!). What will they think of next?

Jollies’ Luna Specs:

Overall Length: 6.5”
Insertable Length: 5.5”
Diameter: 2.75 x 1.75 inch base,
.75” at narrowest point, 1.5” at widest point

I tested the Luna with the mother of all sex toys: The Hitachi Magic Wand. I have to say that it was an unexpected bonus to feel the vibrations applied to my clit traveling all the way into my ass and through the body of the Luna. Yee-haw!

I didn’t have to stop my orgasmic romp to push the Luna back inside of me. In fact, she never moved a millimeter. And that fucking rocks my socks. She gave me that full feeling and subtle pressure that one seeks with a butt plug, without any of the annoyance.

And when I screamed my way to orgasm (again and again), Luna was a good girl, and stayed put. In case you were wondering, yes, that made my orgasms even stronger. Quite.

Drifting into post-orgasmic bliss, it hit me that Luna had introduced me to Cloud 9. And getting there with her is so easy. (And yes, this is a time that easy is a compliment. An incredible compliment.) I fell asleep into a 6-hour nap, and woke up with Luna exactly where I had left her. How awesome is that?

Her fluffy cloud-shaped base makes her a delight to grasp and ease out of your ass, or your partner’s, when so desired.

If there was an award for the most secure butt plug, Jollies’ Luna would win it hands-down.

And butt plug security is rare these days. Too rare. If you’re an anal play aficionado, you need butt plug security. You need the Luna. Click here to get your own from Trystology, and check out their other gorgeous, sexy toys while you’re there!\

P.s. As with all silicone toys, Jollies’ Luna can be boiled or thrown in the dishwasher to sterilize her 100% non-porous, hypo-allergenic, body-friendly body. Hee. You can also wash her with a standard sex toy cleaner, or soap and warm water. Using a 10% bleach solution is yet another option to sterilize her and kill all the ickies. Please wash her immediately before and after each use to minimize risk of infection. She’ll thank you for it, and you’ll both be happier. Trust me! And a friendly reminder, since Jollies’ Luna is 100% premium platinum silicone, you CAN use her with your favorite silicone lube, water-based lube, or hybrid lube.


Disclaimer: This product was provided free-of-charge by Trystology for the purpose of unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the guidelines set forth by the FTC.

What Makes njoy Pure Wand Great

njoy pure wand dildo

by Carnivalesq

Thank you to the folks at Trystology for sponsoring this review of nJoy’s Pure Wand, something I have coveted for a long time. This has been a rather challenging review for me to write, so please bear with me. The Pure Wand is both simple and more complex than it looks, as most great things are. It will absolutely find your g-spot, even if you’ve never found it before. The first time I tried it with the larger end inserted, I just lifted the toy upwards (forwards, towards my navel) and was surprised by how easily the large ball slid to find my g-spot. It may take a little bit of playing and experimenting starting out, but believe me, if it’s there, you will find it.

I’m pulling out the bullet list because it’s challenging to organize my thoughts about this.

  • The curved shape and differently sized balls have good weight distribution and creates a balance so that when you hold the small ball in your hand, the large ball hovers just below the small one, like a parentheses symbol, making it easy to maneuver inside you, even though it is rather heavy at 1.5 lbs. The balance of weight and the offset balls makes it easy to stimulate the g-spot. When I say offset, I mean the ball is NOT attached to the “stem” like: -O whereby the ball sticks out the same on each side. It IS like this: _O With this orientation of ball to stem, the ball can easily be dragged and positioned because it sticks out from the stem.

Note: People with wrist troubles may have a hard time with Pure Wand due to the weight. To those people, I suggest enlisting a helpful friend to do the work for you.

  • It’s shiny surgical steel and it there’s a nice heft to it. Pure Wand, and all of njoy’s offerings, are made of 316 grade stainless steel. 316 is the stainless steel commonly used for jewelry and watches. The finish will not flake, peel, or wear-off due to rubbing… very very good to have in a sex toy. The only thing you can do to harm it is to clean it with something abrasive, like a scrubby pad, so don’t do that. It could be boiled to sterilize (and then left in the pot to cool before you take it out lest your burn yourself, silly) or rinsed with a 10% bleach solution, and then rinsed again to ensure you get all the bleach off (use common sense). I personally just wash it up with soap and water, rinse and dry with a soft cloth before tucking it back into its lovely satin-lined box or my plastic drawer tower.
  • You can heat it up or cool it down. You think this is not that cool, but it is cool. And hot. It’s effing awesome. No, don’t put it in the freezer or the microwave unless you want to win a Darwin award. However, a glass of ice water works to cool it, and a similar glass or bowl of warm/hot water will warm it to body temperature in the winter. You can also warm it up in summer if you just can’t stand cool steel, because 316 stainless steel always feels cool to the touch and might be too cool for some.
  • I hear tell that the fellows enjoy Pure Wand for their prostates. That may be so, but I don’t have a prostate, so I can’t speak to that. The small end is fun for anal use though, if you’re so inclined. I gave it a shot so I could say I fully tested the thing out for my report back to you guys. It went swimmingly. While I like it best for (vaginal) g-spot stimulation, it’s versatile enough to be used anally.

That’s the end of my bullet points. Now, some rambling.

I know that some gals use the small end (1 inch diameter) vaginally if they feel the large end (1.5 inch diameter) will be too large. You can certainly do that. Pure Wand is able to be used in either direction. I personally prefer the large end inside me, not just because it feels better, but because I find that it’s hard to hold the large end when the small end is inside me. My hand ends up hurting because the weight distribution just doesn’t seem to work as well that way. It somehow seems more heavy when held that way, even though clearly it weighs the same no matter how it’s held.

I have nothing bad to say about Pure Wand aside from the fact that your hand and arm may get tired after using it for a long time. It’s so worth it though. You’ll have the Pure Wand for the rest of your life. You could bury it with you. You can’t say that about many dildos. Even silicone dildos can eventually wear out if you’re not careful.

A lot has already been said about Pure Wand, and there’s not really much left to say. It’s a g-spot homing device. It’s a parenthetical, stainless steel wonder. You know you want one. Go on over to Trystology and pick up your own Pure Wand!

See this review and comments at The Lesbian Lifestyle

Jollies Jollet Review

by @ Amber St. Claire

Romeo, oh Romeo, where for art thou…Romeo? Oh wait, that’s Juliet, not Jollet. My mistake. However, if Juliet had a Jollies Jollet she may not have stabbed herself with a happy dagger, and instead stabbed her naughty bits with the Jollet! Feast your eyes on the Jollet. It’s similar in shape to the Jollie Jollie dildo, however, it doesn’t have the handle. Jollet is basically the Jollie minus the finger hole/handle an raised clit ridges. This difference in design means that Jollet is a little more affordable than the Jollie, and that since it has a flat bottom with a bullet slot, you can use the Jollet as a dildo, or as a vibrator by sliding your fav bullet vibe into the bottom of the toy. How’s that for a little variety? The Jollet pictured above, is the Polka Dot design, which is a clear silicone with a lot of tiny little rainbow colored spheres inside of it. I looked real close and it looks as if the cute little spheres are actually tiny little felt pom-poms! Cute! I adore the Polka Dot design as it’s really unique and fun looking. No other silicone toy that I own looks as fun and quirky as the Polka Dot Jollet. If dots aren’t your thing, the Jollet also comes in a Pink color, a Gold Sparkle design, or a White Shimmer. You have may seen the Jollet design before if you’re a sex toys fiend like myself, but you probably haven’t seen it in these colors. That’s because the amazing Roylin Downs, owner of Trystology, had the makers of Jollies specially make the Jollet in these colors! How cool is that? So if you want a Polka Dot Jollet or one of the other special colors, you can only find it at Trystology!

The Jollet is made of quality silicone, like the other toys from Jollies, and just like the Jollies Dildo, it was molded from the internal design of a woman. Which means this toy is meant to stimulate the G-spot and the cervix. You may have noticed that the head of the Jollet comes to a small point, then as you move a little further down the shaft you’ll notice a larger more bulbous curve, then the toy gets slim again near bottom of the shaft, then larger again at the base.. The tip of the toy is shaped for cervix stim, and the curved bulb is meant for G-spot stimulation. Jollies basically said that this toy is not really meant for thrusting, it’s more of a toy that is meant for stimulating the inside of the vagina through slower movements or vibrations.

This is a toy that definitely has some girth to it. So if you’re not used to a lot of width in your usual sex toy play, it may take you a few tries to insert the Jollet. I highly suggest a lot of water-based lubricant, some time, and a relaxed (yet aroused!) mind. My suggestion is to hold the G-spot bulb of the toy as you insert the tip, once the tip is successfully inserted, move your hands to the bottom of the base and begin to work the larger part of the toy (G-spot curve) into your vagina. Insert it as far as you can or would like. If you can successfully insert it all of the way, the tip should lightly stimulate the cervix and the curved bulb should offer some stimulation to the G-spot. You can hold the toy inside of you and grind your hips to feel the toy move inside and provide some stimulation, or you can pop a vibrating bullet into the bottom of the toy and enjoy some vibration with the toy. I like that the bottom is flat because this means that you can use this toy with other toys! I highly suggest pairing the Jollet with the Jimmyjane Form 2 (which is my new favorite vibe! It’s a MUST HAVE for any woman who enjoys clitoral stimulation – you’re *all* raising your hands, right?) or your favorite clit vibe, so you can have some clitoral stimulation while the toy is inside of you. You can also take a vibe with a round end, such as the Hitachi Magic Wand and hold it against the flat base of the Jollet while it is inside of your body to enjoy intense vibration that will transfer through the silicone of the Jollet to stimulate all of your most sensitive parts.

I love this toy! It is pretty big, and I usually don’t use toys that are so big girth wise, but this toy is a lot of fun. It’s pretty, it’s unique, it’s colorful, an the silicone is firm yet has some give to it. I like the fact that it is very similar to the Jollies dildo, but that it’s less expensive. I probably wouldn’t have wanted the Jollet, since it’s so similar to the Jollies, but when I saw the special colors that are exclusively available at Trystology, I just had to try it! I’m really glad that I did too.